Waiguru FEEDS 4000 men with one BEAN.
By Onyango Ochieng Jr
Look at these sex-starved men ogling the nearly flat ant hill behind Anastasia Mumbi-Waiguru. From their covetous faces you could smell a rat, there is a serious riot going down their southern hemisphere, a scrotal eruption!
According to sexperts, these are unambigous of acute sexual starvation. It’s therefore important that these temporarily insane souls know God and stop worshiping the bearded meat, especially the man west of Vihiga Governor Wilbur Otichillo, who is now busy undressing Waiguru with his sharp piercing stare.
As a safety precaution, methink next time all governors should be forced to bring their consorts.
Omagudness, this according to me should even qualify as rape; emotional rape.
These “rapists” should be caged before Satan completely misleads them.
Otichilo is smiling like a slay queen fresh from receiving an invitation to a party with a forest of drinks, chimney of shisha and readily willing boychild. Even Kairu who just became a governor the other day has also enrolled into this postgraduate school of bad manners…