Hon Kingwa Kamencu DISPLAYS her SAGGING MAMARIES to the PUBLIC in Nairobi, enjoy!


Aging lunatic presidential candidate madam Katherine Kingwa Kamencu allegedily displayed her mamaries to the public at a popular bus stop in Nairobi. The picture quickly went viral with others saying madam Kingwa is truely a head of Kenyans. She may be protesting the loss of the Labour party in the just concluded general election in […]

April Fools: President Uhuru secretly marries second wife Waiguru


President Uhuru Kenyatta paid dowry to his second wife, cabinet secretary Anne Waiguru in a highly private ceremony attended by long distant relatives and the president’s childhood friends. Waiguru, who was to be named in the EACC scandal was spared the shame when news reached EACC that they are dealing with the President’s sweetheart. Kenya’s […]

PHOTO: MP’s wife caught having sex with man in the bush


This photo above is alleged to belong to the wife of a serving MP in the 11th parliament. The MP comes from Easten region (Ukambani). She was caught having sex with a man in a bush in her constituency. Kenya Today is still verifying the names we’ve received but cannot publish the same as at […]



Kenya’s Instagram queen Huddah Monroe has revealed details of how she heavily abused drugs before joining Big Brother Africa, The Chase in 2013. Huddah posted a nude picture of well-toned body which she said was taken in 2011. She said between then and joining BBA two years later, she abused drugs, something that ruined her […]

There is need to Ban Political Rallies


By Mtoto Mdogo The word rally means a lot in its context but what I would want to talk about is. “An event in which competitors drive through a series of timed special stages at intervals”. The one in focus in of no doubt political rallies. A lot has been said about making Kenya better […]

Robert Alai: The late Senator Gerald Otieno Kajwang may have been POISONED,


Robert Alai says>>> Some senior Doctor has just told me that someone bleeds in death because he/she swallowed something which interferes with clotting of blood. Otieno Kajwang’ did not die of heart attack. He was poisoned. We should investigate who poisoned him. This ‘heart attack’ story stinks. Halafu hii heart attack where someone bleeds infinitely […]

How Fit Is Your Dick, Exactly? The SexFit Ring Knows All the Answers


Are you fucking at your full potential? Are you really giving it all with your dick? How are you to know, you may wonder. A new device is here to help you make sure you get your dick in shape for maximum sex mastery. How fit is your dick, exactly? According to the Daily Dot, […]

HILARIOUS: Eugene Wamalwa’s NEW ROLE while in Washington USA


>These are our two great sons of Bukusuland Messrs Hon Sakaja Johnson and Eugene Wamalwa, they are rumoured to have been been locked of out of the Whitehouse dinner for heads of state and government. President Uhuru was only allowed to be joined by a max of four top officials including aide de camp. The […]