If Kenyan politicians were to be Americans then this is who they will be in Washington:
1. President Donald Trump = Hon Moses Kuria (He is controversial, vulgar, tribalist, into business, straight shooting, abuses women etc etc), but can also be William Ruto for his fake promises, brainwashing, fake born again christian, loves PR etc etc
2. President Elect Joe Biden= Rt Hon Dr Eng Raila Amolo Odinga (a good man who has been in public service for over 40yrs, forgiving, does good, statesman)
3. Senator (Vice President elect) Kamala Harris = Homa bay Woman Rep Hon Gladys Wanga– Loved, intelligent, warm, ever smiling, loyal and hardworking
4. Senator Mitty Romney = Peter Kenneth or salia Mudavadi, a confused good man, businessman, banks on others to do the dirty work for him to harvest big hahaha
5. Senator Marco Rubio (Cuban American who supported racists Trump) = Irungu Kangata, a hustler who supports Uthamaki
6. Senator Lindsey Graham= Governor William Kabogo (a mix of a nationalist and tribalist)
7. Speaker Nancy Pelosi= Hon Gladys Boss Shollei or Martha Karua- an irony lady of sorts, a quasi hypocrite
8. First Lady Melania Trump= H E Mrs Rachel Ruto, reserved, voiceless, subdued, confused , in a bad relationship but can’t walk away…
9. Cindy MCcain = Her Excellence Mama Ida Odinga (fearless and ready to defend her man/family
10. Majority leader Mitch Mcconnell = Hon Jimmy Nuru Angwenyi (a bully, conservative who supports uthamaki)
11. Stacey Abraham = Governor Anne Waiguru well, if Governor Waiguru was not an alleged corruption addict she fits the persona of Stacey Abrahams, the two have close resemblance, they are stocky, well built and good at mobilizing ground tropes.
12. Kellyanne conway = Nancy Gitau (political strategists, working behind the scenes to deliver controversial wins haha like Kibaki 2007/ Uhuru 2013/2017) haha
13. Senator Bernie Sanders = Prof Anyang Nyong’o/Prof Kivutha Kibwana, socialist per excellence
14. Rep Alexandria Ocasio Cortes= Hon Renee Nyakerario (queen of the grass root, super mobilizing skills pale mashinani, young and dynamic)
15. Former NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani who also doubles as Trump’s lawyer= Ahmednassir Abdullahi, the arrogant, incoherent city lawyer who represents some of the worst politicians; land grabbers, alleged murderers, corrupt individuals etc
16. Secretary Ben Carson = CS Eugene Wamalwa -cool, loyal, calculating
17. Radio host Rush Limbaugh= Mutahi Ngunyi/Prof Macharia Munene/Prof Kagwanja– sectarian spin masters masquerading as top scholars
18. Propagandist Steve Bannon= Denis Itumbi/Seth Odongo Dikembe, loyal political evangelists hahaha
19. Ambassador John Bolton = Senator Mose Wetangula, can jump ship anytime if he smells gold/better opportunity haha
20. Advisor Jared Kusner = Silas Jakakimba/Korir Sing’oe/Fwamba NC Fwamba/Jeff Nyamboga/Jasper Mbeuki/Onchari Oyieyo/Eliud Owalo– top bad ass consultants/advisors in town
21. Senator Chuck Shumer = Senator James Orengo – a cool loyal servant of the people, a trusted old hand that can navigate murky waters with easy.
22. Senator Elizabeth Warren= Hon Martha Karua or Millie Odhiambo Mabona-a confused extreme leftist haha, but for Martha Karua its just an outright hypocrite hahaha
23. AG Jeff Sessions = Hon Amos Wako, user friendly
Anonymous says
Umegonga ndipo! Now, for mentioning Ruto, wait for vitrio from Rigathi’s and Ndindi’s supporters.
Anonymous says
Anonymous says
only fools will equate vampire fraudster Raila to Biden!
The difference is as day and night.
Every shithole this vampire support with his party of trugs and you can see it on all by the eyes of his ODM and his brother in crime the election thief vampire surrounded by SNAKES MUNGILIS) and with his SNAKE BBI.
Anonymous says
Bogi wangu, take a chill pill. Sort out your problems in jubilee and leave RAO, people’s president out of this. RAO is the only savior Kenya has. The Rutos, Kalonzos, Musalias and others are sediments at the deepest bed if a river.
Anonymous says
So the constitution is dynamic but BBI is static
What is this if not DOUBLE STANDARDS
Anonymous says
True
Who has been rejecting election results like trump
Anonymous says
Yo’mama
Anonymous says
Idler
Benson Nyamongo says
Hi ! This’s an awesome perfect matchup except (Ted Cruz )you didn’t mention him
Anonymous says
But the other day, heckler Moses Kuria wanted to shout out loudly that 2013 elections were stolen! None of you hypochrates commented. The only nonsense you keeps spewing is ‘Raila never accepts defeat’! In 2007, Raila had beaten Kibaki by over 1 million votes,until Nithi happened! Even BBI will pass here in Central. Mtado? Shenzi haters. Mugikuyu karing’a.