By Jim Bonnie
[Bishop] Shiro and other religious thugs. Why you should avoid these crooks!
The religious crooks roll in flashy cars, fly private jets, live in deluxe homes, and don pricey jewelries – like Hollywood stars, shop in France and holyday in Dubai. All funded by their poverty-ridden and starving followers.
These illiterate con-artists have awarded themselves whatever attractive titles they can lay their hands on. They cunningly choose titles that puzzle their naive victims otherwise called congregation; titles like reverends, prophets, Bishops, pastors, are their favorite.
The comedy in the name of the Messiah doesn’t end there. The jokers are jacks of all trades when it comes to their roles. They’re marriage counselors, psychiatrists, motivational speakers, psychotherapists, investments advisors; name it!
They allege to speak directly with God, after taking a good meal and wine; they say God talks to them. Like seriously!!
Which God in his right senses would talk to characters like Margaret Wanjiru, Pius Muiru, Pastor Nganga, Pastor Kanyari and that socialite called Rev. Lucy Natasha? Is it the God of Shadrack, Meshack or Abednego?
Is God deprived of folks to chat with for him to pass time with this collection of dangerous religious thugs? And this brings me to the belly of my argument.
Women, if you’re in a violent relationship, never ever confer with your so called pastor.
The silly advice some of them give will ensure that you either end up being killed or your limbs amputated. The sad case that should come to your mind at this stage is that of Mwende.
The as*hole she had as a husband was a real beast.
But what did her pastor tell her? The guy nonchalantly persuaded her to stay put and pray, pray like Paulo na Sila till gates of good fortunes open.
Mwende now has her forelimbs amputated thanks to her pastor who believes divorce is a sin.
This is not to mean that there are no good men of cloth, I believe they exist but they are very few. Any servant of God, like the goons up there, who asks a jobless man to pay sadaka before he prays for him to get a job, belongs to jail.
How Bishop Wanjiru, a woman who swims in admixture of religious, tribal and political mediocrity is able to confuse grownups that she is a “woman of God” (whatever this means) beats me.
Interestingly, she is also confusing a few idiots in the political dome that she can be a governor of Nairobi. Whatever this diva smokes!