By Dennis Itumbi via FB Sagana State Lodge Ongoing – MCAs 3pm – Kieleweke MPs Saturday Grassroot leaders Sunday Youth Therefore, Are you a Youth from Mt.Kenya? Have you been invited on Sunday. Relax. Wewe ni TakaTaka…kama Mimi. Kikuyu Presenters who did the Interview the other day each got Shs. 100k. – Fact. Sagana Sessions […]
SHOCK: Sh1 Billion scandal at NMS over procurement for garbage collection, General Badi ataambia watu nini?
Sh1 billion suspected garbage fraud at City Hall. The Financial Reporting Centre (FRC) are on the trail of a fresh web of multibillion procurement fraud at Nairobi County government involving at least eight county staff and shadowy business entities associated with them. The investigations are centered on garbage collection tenders where street children […]
SUSPECTED HUMAN ORGAN THEFT at Kenyatta University Referral Hospital- Covid 19 casualities??
There is a disturbing rumour of human organs theft targeting COVID-19 patients at the Kenyatta University Referral Hospital. The rumour is powered by an detailed account of events after a family of a middle aged man who was admitted at the facility told one of his kin that there was plot to have killed for […]
Breaking: Education CS Magoha releases 2019 KCPE results
Education cabinet secretary George Magoha is currently releasing KCPE results at KNEC headquarters. Magoha has commended the ministry of interior coordination and other ministries for helping in the national exercise. Magoha has asked for more advice from parents to girls in order to curb teenage pregnancy. Magoha said the placement of students to form one […]
The emergency of the dreaded Keroka town gang aka ‘Amanyamara’ Scorpions
DEMYSTIFYING THE KEROKA TOWN “SCORPIONS” (AMANYAMARA) By Mikez Michael Gisesa To residents of Nyamira County the mention of Amanyamara(scorpions) invokes images of mayhem at funerals, political rallies and all sorts of social gatherings. To these residents the term rinyamara has taken up a new meaning different from the conventional reference to a terrestrial arachnid with […]
Kenyan Divock Origi helps Liverpool FC smarsh Barcelona to reach UEFA Champions League Final
By Milton Nyakundi via Kurunzi Liverpool produced one of the greatest Champions League comebacks by overturning a three-goal first-leg deficit to beat Barcelona 4-3 on aggregate and reach the final. After losing 3-0 at the Nou Camp, the Reds made the ideal start to this game when Divock Origi tapped home. Georginio Wijnaldum scored twice […]
DP Ruto’s useless communication advisor humiliated, punched in the nose by Lawyer Donald Kipkorir
DP Ruto’s director of communications Emanual Talam has been humiliated badly on twitter by bad ass lawyer Donald Kipkorir. Talam is one of Ruto’s useless aides whose job is just to earn a salary to sustain self in the city. It is a known fact that DP Ruto has the most fucked communications team ever […]
Uhuru Lied to DP Ruto over DRC Congo trip, inspected Ruto’s 500ha maize plantation?
By Onyinkwa Nyaks If you lie to your wife that you are headed to Naivasha for some seminar, but instead head to Lamu with your ‘Mpango’ and her crew, you should ~ at the very least ~ not be seen on TV live from the Lamu Cultural Festival announcing how lit the event is, or […]
How the Terrorists made their way to Dusit Hotel Nairobi
By Mohamed Warsama 3:48PM: Suspected terrorists arrive at dusitD2 Hotel on Riverside Drive, Nairobi in a silver 5-seater hatchback and walk toward security officers at the hotel’s gate, where they throw an explosive at the security agents. 3:50PM: A loud bang resembling a grenade explosion is heard, with black smoke swelling and rising up into […]
The Science Of Brainwashing Masses: PROPHET OWUOR’s EDUCATIONAL BACKGROUND
Prophet Dr Edward David Owuor, as one title suggests is very learned. He earned his first degree from Makerere University, his second at University of Nairobi, and his masters degree in Genetics (Inheritance) at Ben Gurion, Israel before proceeding for his PhD in Molecular Genetics at University of Haifa (also in Israel). He also holds […]