My Advice To H.E. WILLIAM RUTO On How To Win A Presidential Election By Albert Nyakundi Amenya aka Banana Peddler Director of Communication To Be, O.P. 2022 You see, I always tell people that My Excellency William Samoei Arap Ruto is a political genius but others elect to disregard me. Today I have decided to […]
EXPOSED: The 2018/2019 Budget Is A Dangerous Joke, Here Is Why
By Empraim Njega I was recently surprised to see a 33 seater matatu struggling to fill up during the busy morning rush hour. A butchery that used to sell three goats in a day is struggling to sell one goat in three days. You can’t even get fresh apples in the market. Our economy has […]
The Shocking At FIFA That Many Cannot Believe
Former FIFA President Sepp Blatter- Photo Courtesy By Gab Oguda Surely. I am actually shocked that Kenyans are shocked that a FIFA referee can receive a bribe to influence the outcome of a match he’s officiating. I guess you all need to read that book on the insane corruption that has been going on at […]
Governor Alfred Mutua Is Totally Finished, Here Is Why….
By Arap Doyo Just the other day, Alfred Mutua was visiting other counties, inspecting Guard of Honours- (County Askaris) apparently in a bid to popularize his 2022 presidential bid. He was self assured. To him, the case challenging his election was long won. Well, the cookie has crumbled. His election now nullified. His fate, not […]
Hon Babu Owino Statement Over Court Of Appeal Election Petition Win
PRESS STATEMENT My fellow residents of Embakasi East Constituency, Nairobi County and all Kenyans, As you are aware, the Court of Appeal has today morning quashed High Court’s ruling that nullified my election as the member of Parliament for Embakasi East Constituency. Consequently, the Court has upheld my election as the validly elected MP. On […]
Who Exactly ls A Snob? Are Some RailaUhuru Handlers Snobs?
By Solanus Mweberi I detest snobs with all my heart and soul. For those who are not in the know, a snob is a person with a deranged and misplaced sense of self-impotance. He overrates himself. He has a bloated ego. A snob suffers from conceit. He associates himself with “important” and influential people. He […]
Dear Kenyans, Uhuru Regime Doesn’t Care About Your life And Here Is Why…
By Kenyatta O Are you surprised that Aden Marwa accepted Ksh. 60,000 bribe that shuts the door on a Ksh. 1.8M World Cup officiating job? Surprised no more. The government called off a rescue mission in Kinangop on Tuesday after a plane crash until yesterday when there was no hope of finding any survivors. There […]
Confusion Among Kenyans In USA Over Misguided Directive By Ambassador Njeru Githae
By. Henry Ongeri I have taken a good look at the notice from the Kenyan Embassy in Washington D.C. dated May, 2018. A number of observations come to mind: 1. It is addressed to “All Kenyan Diaspora Associations in the U.S.” While the authors may have had specific intents and purposes, one is left wondering […]
Time To Get Nairobi Governor Official Residence Just Like Other Counties
By Paul Musyimi The President has State House, The DP has Official Residence in Karen, the Ambassadors have their Embassy Residences, Foxes have their dens and Birds have nests, but *where is the Governor of Nairobi County supposed to lay his head for the night?* Where can you *go see Nairobi Govenor after the dark?* […]
In KENYA Everyone is a Potential Criminal; Opportunity To Loot Limited to Afew Elites
By Albert Nyakundi Amenya From a safe haven, I have listened to debates over one of my newspaper’s editorial mid last month declaring Kenya a failed state. I have been shocked that albeit there are a few who openly traduced me, many have agreed that, indeed, the Kenyan state has failed and that I said […]
AMAZING Congratulatory Letter To KANZE DENA From Her Husband BANANA PEDDLER
By Albert Nyakundi Amenya aka Banana Peddler. My dearest Wife, I still trust you are as beautiful as always. Firstly, allow me to drench you with unstinting water of accolades on your new appointment at State House. I have said times without number that if a woman is beautiful, has an IQ of 170, a […]
Sad State as Jobless Kenyan Doctor Begs to be Interpreter For Cuban Doctors
Dear Mr President, Cabinet Secretary Ministry of Health and all the Honorable Governors. With all protocol observed, I am writing to apply for the post of interpreter to any of the one hundred Cuban specialists who are set to join our county hospitals any day from May 28th 2018. The majority of patients who will be seen by the […]
Blogger Wahome Thuku Goes Gospel, Spares DP Ruto Unnecessary Rants on 2022 Political Debt
By Wahome Thuku via Facebook MORNING. Last night I asked you to post any unique miracles that Christ has performed in your life. And yes, the answers were overwhelming. ONE of the many ways that the devil fights the gospel of Jesus especially in Africa is implant the emphasis in our minds that Jesus (Christianity) […]
Uhuru’s Latest Demeanor, Body Language and Choice Of Words- Is He Angry With DP Ruto and Mike Sonko?
By Kiberenge Jnr Kutangatanga, Kumangamanga and Kuzururazurura are just ordinary swahili words we throw around every day. The use of any of this words anywhere does not arouse any suspicion. But it certainly raises eye brows when it comes from the President. In the political context, this three words have a lot of meaning and […]
Another 20Billion Looted via National Irrigation Board, Hon Duale’s Company Paid 300Million – Auditor General Reveals
Kenya’s ambitious food security plan, part of Jubilees Big Four agenda, could be a mirage if plunder of irrigation projects is anything to go by. In his 2015-2016 report, Auditor General Edward Ouko flagged Sh20 billion expenditure allocated to the National Irrigation Board for schemes that cannot be accounted for. Established in 1966, the board […]
BOMBSHELL: STATEMENT By Raila Odinga On Corruption Purge And Uhuru Looming Cabinet Reshuffle
PRESS STATEMENT: JUNE 3, 2018 H.E RAILA ODINGA ON CORRUPTION PURGE AND SO-CALLED LOOMING RESHUFFLE: H.E. Raila Odinga has read with deep concern and disappointment reports appearing in the Standard Newspapers of an alleged looming reshuffle in government as a result of the ongoing corruption probe and his hand in the so-called reshuffle. Mr. Odinga […]
The End Of The Honey Moon; Uhuru Openly Asked DP Ruto To Stop Politicking
By Kiberenge Jnr Does it surprise any one that Uhuru is openly asking Ruto to stop politicking? Isn’t it intriguing that Uhuru allowed Ruto to politick in 2013 through to 2017 without restrictions? Yes, he allowed it because he needed a second term. Ruto was allowed to constantly remind all and sundry from 2013 to […]
LATEST UPDATE On Huruma Collapsed Building Tragedy; 11 Families Still Unaccounted
*NAIROBI COUNTY LATEST UPDATES ON HURUMA BUILDING TRAGEDY* _Sunday, 11:00AM_ -Nairobi County wishes to inform the public that the death toll in the Huruma Building tragedy *has risen to three people* in the last one hour after another body was found in the debris. -According to the rescue mission, *11 of the 12 Families that […]
Top Women Leaders Quiet After Three Girls Raped At Moi Girls Nairobi; Covering Up For The Principal Jael Mureithi?
By Scophine Otieno Have Female MPs called a conference to DEMAND the indictment of Moi Girls Principal especially following claims that victims were silenced with promises of Sponsorship? Sabina Chege easily threatens CJ Maraga with revisiting but hasn’t said a word on this. Wamuchomba should take a break from polygamy advocacy and attend to this […]
DP Ruto Suffered Big Blow, Linked to Maize Scandal, Humiliated At Jacaranda grounds, at Prayer Breakfast, In Meru..
By Dr Mukiri wa Githendu Dear Kenyans, as someone one day said, one day in politics is such a long long time! Either way you look at it, the biggest political casualty this week was “huyu Kijana wa kutangatanga mitaani”! It was certainly a rebuke to his premature 2022 campaigns! And as if that was […]