Kericho Voter Writes to Uhuru: Dear Mr. President and Your DP Ruto- the ‘Academic Giant’ and auctioneer of Rift Valley Voters

DEAR MR. PRESIDENT and YOUR RUTO.
1. You mean Raila nowadays owns Newspapers? The newspapers say that Nyeri people are living in denial and there is likelihood of voter apathy, you and your flower girl step in Nyeri to shout Raila’s name?

2. Is Raila the stadiums you promised Kenya?

3. Is Raila the list of JUBILEE OFFICIALS you went to unveil in Kasarani?

4. Magufuli is doing wonders in TZ and he doesn’t yell about it. You connect power to a grass thatched house in West Pokot and your noisy flower girl and his gullible tribesmen storm the whole media with photos and make all noise about it.

5. You give a gadget that looks like a laptop to a hungry and jiggers infested kid in Baringo who sits under a tree and you run to all media houses chest thumping how you are delivering your promises.

6. Raila is just an ordinary Kenyan and you are his president. How does he stop you from fighting your corrupt “lootenants? ” How is he stopping u from “developing” Kenya?

7. Finally sir, why are you bitter with Raila? Why can’t you just do your work and let the opposition do the bickering? Raila is childish as you say, don’t you think fighting a child makes you a toddler?

8. I like the baptism you have taken your tribesmen through. Today, a poor Mt Kenya resident who cannot afford food and fees and medical bills for the family feels like his problems are not very serious as compared to a Luo who has the same problems simply because their “man” is the president.

I am looking forward to your reply sir.
Yours salivator to meat eaters,

Stolen but I agree 100%