By Jerome ogolla via FB
A Siaya woman who performed a free throat surgery on her husband, killing her quickly and permanently has been sentenced to serve a one day sentence
Clearly, the assailant is a someome who knows somebody. She is connected!
In other news, when Arati set his boys on a helpless Didimus, the state found no reason to prefer charges againt him but the same state has found a misdemeanor in Malala’s role, otherwise instrumental in ANC’s victory
This should be a call to Lunani to pause his prevailing orgasm to perform a through reflection if indeed ANC dwells in the heart of Uhuru, as he had indicated in his letter, suggesting that the party had bagged the elusive Uhuru’s endorsement, which naturally comes with the support of state machinery attached to it, like butter on bread
It isn’t the first time Uhuru is escorting the son of Mululu to the abattoir. He previously did so, in the run-up to the 2013 elections, and even pemmded down a agreement overseen by a commissioner of oaths that he woud step down for him, only for him to declare him a madimoni as denounced the deal
Just like Ruto and Rayila, Mudavadi isn’t any immune to Uhuru’s betrayal. The only person who has taken AstraZeneca and cannot be betrayed by Uhuru is Gideon Moi aka Bwana Beringo Ya Keti
Lastly, why is every presidential contestant desperate for Uhuru’s blessings? It happens that everyone knows he holds two constituencies key to winning the 2022 poll, that’s the Kikuyu vote, in whatever percentage and most importantly the state machinery in charge of the NIS top-up
Ruto never bothered to fight for enhancement of integrity in elections, because all along he thought it woud favour him and although BBI recommends an overhaul of the electoral body, it appears at some point, Rayila too, never pushed hard enough for electoral reforms, maybe he expected to benefit from it’s shortfalls
If we had institutions of integrity and independence, no one woud bother beg for Uhuru’s endorsement but as things stand, Uhuru will remain god until after the 2022 elections
Great evening my fellow Hoof-Eaters!!