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Uhuru Team to endorse CS Eugene Wamalwa for Nairobi Governor and SECRETLY Bankroll Hon Waweru to DEFEAT Kidero in 2017

July 31, 2016 Leave a Comment

By Lunda Magere Eugene Wamalwa will fly the Jubilee flag. Denis Waweru will run as an independent, or on Chama Cha something or the other. Sakaja remains his running mate. Kikuyus will vote for Waweru. Luhyas will vote for Wamalwa; and lock out Kidero, or whichever ODM candidate, from that vote. This is Eugene’s only […]

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Dr. Evans Kidero, Nairobi

What you need to know about the Pro Jubilee Forces in Kisii

July 29, 2016 Leave a Comment

By Caleb Simba After failing to attract grassroots support ”Obomo Bw’Omogusii” bandwagon political opportunists group made of Nyayo era orphans resolved to help popularize Uhuru Kenyatta in Kisii after they hurriedly schemed for a meeting with President Uhuru Kenyatta at State House Nairobi. Uhuru instead sent his State House Chief of Staff Joseph Kinyua and […]

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: Jubilee

Dear Politicians, Kenyans are not useful idiots

July 29, 2016 Leave a Comment

Dear Politicians, Kenyans are not useful idiots By the Banana Pedlar. Kenya has the highest number of political bandits per square kilometer. Kenyan politicians are the deadliest artifacts in the strange history world. In fact, a good number of them are bankrupt of clemency. Conversely, these distinguished creatures are among the human beings that have […]

Filed Under: Opinion

Dear Nyachae, Obure and Co. The work of Opposition is to check government, Ask Uhuru why he dumped Kisiis

July 29, 2016 Leave a Comment

Onyango Ochieng Jr. By According to senator Obure and his band of eschatological characters, “ODM has failed to champion devt agenda for kisii”. This is dishonest, unfortunate, puerile and purely uneducated argument designed for people who studied behind the school. ODM is in opposition, its work is keeping the govt under CHECKS & BALANCES, and […]

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: Uhuru Kenyatta

Two Jubilee Members Compete Posting NUDE PHOTOS on Twitter; Chelah Yegon Vs Angie Gathu

July 29, 2016 1 Comment

The battle for the crown of who owns the Kenyans on Twitter ‘nudist space’ pitting Chelah Yegon against Angeline Gathu is being fought with the same viciousness of a Trump-Clinton race for the White House. Chelah is the new girl on the nudity bloc and unlike Angeline, she shares her nudes for free (posts them […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle & entertainment Tagged With: Jubilee

OBURE and Nyachae, God is watching you

July 29, 2016 Leave a Comment

By Justus Bwa Atuti I want to take this earliest opportunity to remind the grandson of Nyandusi, Mr Charles Nyachae, his foe turned friend Mr Chris Obure, Mr Maangi and all those who have been routing for the Gusii Unity and ended up going to beg at State House, that, the misuse of our taxes […]

Filed Under: Politics

MEDICAL FUND APPEAL: Help Valerie Kerubo get back her sight

July 29, 2016 Leave a Comment

Valerie Kerubo is a very intelligent KCSE candidate at Ichuni girls high school. Kerubo urgently needs a cornea transplant before August 31 2016, failure to which she risks losing her sight permanently. Kindly, let us come together and rescue this girl who has a bright future ahead of her, the next Wangare Maathai, the next […]

Filed Under: Facing Justice

How KISII’S ‘TEAM-MAFISI and MAFISILETS’ terrorize big bellied SPONSORS at night clubs

July 29, 2016 Leave a Comment

By Mikez G. It is a warm Friday evening and Kisii town is a beehive of activity. One would be forgiven to think that the day has just started. It is 8 p.m. There is this street littered with nightclubs with different disco lights flickering in various patterns seductively beckoning patrons. All their names are […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle & entertainment

HOW Raila RESCUED Uhuru ‘boy’ Hon Sakaja in Philadelphia USA- negotiated access to DNC.

July 29, 2016 Leave a Comment

After allegedly being blocked from accessing the Democratic National Convention Hall, Hon. Johnson Sakaja finally got admitted, on Wednesday, in good time to watch the Obama speech. Sakaja after being stranded since Monday, attempted to reach Kenyan Ambassador to Kenya Robinson Githae, who unsuccessfully tried but was told that the convention ticket issuing process had […]

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: Raila Odinga, Uhuru Kenyatta

Angry Kisiis descend on Hon MAANGI with insults, STRIPS him NAKED for announcing this:

July 28, 2016 Leave a Comment

A battalion of tempestuous Kisii online warriors has descended on Deputy Kisii Governor hon Joash Maangi and poured all sorts of sour vitriol on him after asking them to join him live on power Breakfast Morning on Citizen TV. Here is What Maangi posted and this is how some of the furious Kisiis on Facebook […]

Filed Under: Politics

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