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Archives for April 2016

PHOTOS: Raila gets a SUPER WARM Reception in Meru LEAVES Kiraitu and Kindiki ‘CHOKED’

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

By J B on Location Prime Minister Raila Odinga is currently addressing a public baraza attended by a strong 100,000 Meru community members in Maili Tatu area.

Filed Under: News Tagged With: Raila Odinga

Signs That Your Bae Is A Member Of Team Mafisi Sacco.

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

Signs That Your Bae Is A Member Of Team Mafisi Sacco. By Agnes Sikuku 1.When his phone is guarded like the big five in our national parks.He can even go to the bathroom or toilet with his phone. 2.His exee’s are uncountable. 3.Like a hyena,he drools every time he sees a curvy woman.Wether real or […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle & entertainment

Governor Kidero REVEALS WHO is to BLAME for Destructive FLOODING in Nairobi City

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

By H.E Evans Kidero First and foremost my sincere condolences for the loss of lives and destruction of property that occurred in our beloved City as a consequence of the worst floods this year. I am deeply saddened by the scenes, pictures and videos of the aftermath of yesterday’s heavy rains. My prayers and thoughts […]

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Dr. Evans Kidero, Nairobi

LAST APPEAL to Uhuru: DON’T BURN the Elephants Tusks PRESERVE them in a Museum

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

By Seth Odongo If Kenya was tourism conscious society, the tusks set to be burnt ought to have been preserved in a national wildlife museum or a memorial for public viewing. This would not just raise awareness on the tragedy of poaching but tourists – domestic and international – visiting such sites will pay, earning […]

Filed Under: Opinion Tagged With: Uhuru Kenyatta

HILARIOUS: Application Form to Marry my Son – from future Luo, Kisii, Kikuyu , Luyha Mother-in-Law

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

APPLICATION FORM TO MARRY MY SON TO BE FILLED IN TRIPLICATE(one copy each to my husband, son and I) PERSONAL DETAILS. NAME………………………….HEIGHT……….. TRIBE……………………….EYE COLOUR…… AGE……………………… OCCUPATION………….. EDUCATION LEVEL……. WEIGHT: I)BEFORE MEETING MY SON……… ii)AFTER MEETING MY SON……. If your answer for age is above 30 and you gained weight after meeting my son please do […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle & entertainment

BREAKING: Uhuru to Arrives in Huruma as Frustrated Public DEMANDS for Answers on HOAX Disaster body NDOC

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

News flash: President Uhuru Kenyatta expected to visit the Huruma site as rescue efforts continue under the stewardship of RED CROSS. Now this is where my anger activates: Does anyone know of or heard about the Kenya National Disaster Operations Centre (NDOC)? This is Kenya’s premier agency in matters disaster preparedness and management. It is […]

Filed Under: News, Opinion Tagged With: Uhuru Kenyatta

PHOTOS of Huruma Building that Collapsed and WHY Such Tragedies will ALWAYS happen

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

Photos courtesy of Omorisia Chakobo ‪#‎HurumaTragedy‬ Will Always Be With Us By Donald Kip When building tragedies happen in Kenya, the response is so predictable: Red Cross will rush to the scene, the injured rushed to KNH, the dead to City Mortuary, recrimination occurs between City Council and National Construction, national leaders are silent. Then […]

Filed Under: Opinion, Pictures

Radio Queen Ciiku Muiruri EXPLAINS all you need to know about Beyonce’s #LEMONADE

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

By Ciiku Muiruri On ‪#‎Lemonade‬. Gorgeous women like Beyonce, Halle Berry, Rihanna etc are all getting cheated on and y’all are in the gym working on your bodies and paying big bucks for that make up and wardrobe. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a thousand times, it’s not about the way you […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle & entertainment

EXCITEMENT In Meru as Residents AWAIT ‘Mkombozi’ Raila Odinga

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

MERU AWAITS RAILA WITH BATED BREATH Following his successful closing of the 3rd Devolution Conference in Meru last week, CORD Leader the Rt. Hon Raila Odinga returns to Meru this Saturday in what is being seen as a move to reinvigorate ODM party affairs ahead of the 2017 general elections. Raila is expected to also […]

Filed Under: Politics Tagged With: Raila Odinga

EXPOSED: WHAT single women do at night

April 30, 2016 Leave a Comment

A lot of my married friends find it hard to imagine what a single person does with herself during a solitary evening. It seems almost inconceivable that one would choose not be part of a jolly, lively home, full of people, with something happening every second of the day. And yes, there are those days […]

Filed Under: Lifestyle & entertainment

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