It is now obvious that because of the little matter at the International Criminal Court (ICC) deputy president William Ruto was not allowed to come near US secretary of state John Kerry- to say the least this was a big embarrasssment.
Kerry met Odinga, Kalonzo, Wetangula and even activist Boniface Mwangi but was on strict orders not meet or even come close to William Ruto. Humiliated and feeling betrayed, a die hard DP supporter has floated ideas on best possible destinations for DP to visit (technically hide) while Obama will be in town come July;
Here are some of the options Ruto should consider:
1. Kismayo and Mogadishu in Somali; here the DP has a perfect excuse of visiting our men and women in uniform.
2. Go hide in DRC Congo, he can join his agemate president Kabila of DR Congo. The DP loves farming, there is plenty of land in Congo to see.
3. Go for his PhD fellowship in China; the DP who is doing his second year of PhD studies at Nairobi University- focusing in insects found in swamp areas can take a break and visit any of the swamps in China. Chinese people will be happy to have him.
4. Lead a humanitarian aid in Nepal; the Asian country was hit by earthquake, the DP can lead members of his church to offer support to Nepal people
5. Go to Nigeria for an evangelical mission; the DP is a known evangelist, he can ask his old close friend and sister in Christ songstress Emmy Kosgei for an invitation to minister in the church of our ”in-law”
6. Fake illness to get admitted at Nairobi hospital or at a hospital in India
Got any idea of where our DP may consider to go killing time as Obama enjoys Nyama Choma and Githeri in Statehouse? drop a comment below>>>
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Evanson says
Plz hire the DP ..he can have something to keep him busy while he is away from meeting Obama
The Sage says
Hahahahaha
kukutax says
The best thing William Ruto can do is to fall sick during the months of June and July to excuse himself from the impending embarrassment of Obama visit
Anonymous says
Nonsense
kevineraila says
visit his brother in Sudan
mohamed says
Three days visit to negotiate peace between yemenis
HIS HIGHNESS says
To the person who wrote it and to those who think this way you are nothing but absurdity, babble, balderdash, baloney, bananas, bombast, bull*, bunk, claptrap, drivel, fatuity, flightiness, folly, foolishness, fun, gibberish, giddiness, hogwash, hooey, hot air, imprudence, inanity, irrationality, jazz, jest, jive, joke, ludicrousness, madness, mumbo jumbo, palaver, poppycock, prattle, pretense, ranting, rashness, rot, rubbish, scrawl, scribble, senselessness, silliness, soft soap, stupidity, thoughtlessness, trash*, tripe
raphael says
Umesahau na ” yule mjamaa”,.
Maurice says
Eeeeeh… meaning , these ar al about urself . Wacha kuload brain na filth dea atleast , ventilate it
HIS HIGHNESS says
STUPID KENYANS WHO BAD MOUTH THEIR COUNTRY…SOME OF YOU ARE FAGGOTS….
Felix Agunda says
I think the best destination is Zimbabwe where he can join Mugabe in mudslinging the west and some anti-west rhetorics!
Felix Agunda says
i think the best destination is Zimbabwe where he can join Mugabe in mudslinging the west and also learn some anti-west rhetorics!
lenny says
even uhuru should hide
self instructed says
the DP can go and rave.. in any case its an holiday for him
jameswashere says
the DP can go and rave.. in any case its an holiday for him
ty says
illnessj
Collince Ogada Ogada says
ha ha haa…ati dp hata haikai,treated like an errands boy ha ha ha.
Kipngetich says
God says respect the leaders in place this is kenya and our Dp is akenyan.
serem dan says
yes tell them to respect leaders and kenyans because elect rutto he was on trial
raphael says
And 2007 victims?.
Myself says
Those who came with this idea are pretty stupid people! Uhuru went to USA while he was still a suspect? Why now? USA useless!!
Turkiko says
Ruto , and Uhuru , they should be together in one boat that day because of , embarrassment .
ngigi wa njuguna says
shame on you…respect your leaders they chosen from above.
Myself says
No amount of stupidity will make us worship the so call superpower! Bure kabisa!!
Myself says
They once said choices have consequences! Wapi sasa! Status quo still remains! We are faring well!!!!
nfarah567 says
sick kenyan minds why hold USA with such high esteem.
anonymous says
Accept and move on
victor obutu says
Go to Kisii land and search for a shoe he lost some years back, in a function attended by Simon Nyachae.
Chris says
Kapedo.
ABSALOM says
He can go to south africa. They can beat the sht out of him then he can be in hospital for weeks.
peter maluki musyimi says
go rwanda end ascked this guy called nukuruziza why he want to kirll me many people end dectete them and tell him obama end kery his here kenya and theye would came there..becouse of sitain
colloh small says
He Can join me in ma Garden il offer him free shelter for only 2 days not more than that
jeffakalama@yahoo.com says
Let us not be vague,Let us go to Hague…!He was so clever to be used to rubber stamp a stolen election……Today he has become an angel to know what Isaac Ruto asks from God in prayers!Brains encounter brains,fools carry themselves….hahahahahahahahaha……
Daudi says
You are obsessed by Obama, even your “Prezzo” Rao cried to see him in white House but didn’t manage to see the so called Obama,..Remember the embarrassment he received?
You are just but an idiot idler at the city doing nothing, but chatting nothing and non-sense.
OTIENO VINCENT AWANDO says
if we are idle then why are you here commenting? so you are the greatest frivolous
serem dan says
kenya ni yetu viogozi ni wetu we dont want dectetorship of wazugu white man from americca uk etc.
OTIENO VINCENT AWANDO says
he is icc suspect, let him stay away from OBAMA the world president
David says
Please my brother, if that’s true, just don’t bother. He is not here to stay. Rather, those who will mingle with him will be much with you. So why trouble yourself with a passing ….
Collins says
Why should our DP hide in our own country? I really hate Americans, when Bush killed innocent children in Iraq and Afhaganistan l didn’t hear people condemn it, bulshit.
OTIENO VINCENT AWANDO says
go to hell
OTIENO VINCENT AWANDO says
invite his opposer hon. issack ruto for a forgiveness talk in CHINA so let him asked RAO for ticket to China because if he don’t have ticket to permit him he may discomfiture himself again as president did
akwata says
he can come to visit my garden at lang’ata but let him not to fence my garden because that the only garden i have and i don’t have children to demonstrate for me to have my land back. in fact he will stay for one day then he can travel to Nyeri to have cool air as president did
Flamboyant says
He can disappear to the depths of Rift Valley and mend the rifts splitting the region between the community. Or best yet, visit the troops to show his eroded patriotism. If only they want him. Even a construction worker was begged to shake Billy’s hand.
chesskip says
this is the stupidity of Jaluo who have never ever tasted this seat and will not taste forever.IT belongs to kikuyu and Kalenjin.WE KALES HAVE THE 2ND HIGHEST office in the land,na nyinyi mko na nini?shit you wajinga.mtabaki na mdomo yenu hivyo hivyo,n we will win again
Anonymous says
“There’s an old saying in Tennessee — I know it’s in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can’t get fooled again.â€
mnmmmmmmmm says
He should use trick by steping a side for 2month
pexy says
Go to burundi advice the current president about international court,becourse his the next
Mkenya says
The author sounds very creative but STUPIDLY CREATIVE.!
If it is for humor purposes, then fine except those that touch in God and the church!
You must define your boundaries and avoid abominations!
Mkenya says
Dp gaining popularity and sympaty thro negative publicity
Mmarakwet says
Dp the innocent hardworking patriotic kenya can go nowhere
fatuma says
Stop day dreaming Don’t forget we the 42 tribes of Kenya collectively elected the two leaders and their is no way the Americans super power can dectate to us Euro must stay in state house it’s Obama to respect Kenya leaders if he don’t want to see V P he can straight go kogelo and visit his grandpa mama sara
CRAZE says
jinga kabisa kwani obama ni kiti gani!!!ruto akuje ld tupumzike
ka mami says
surely surely kenyans!!!! We can do better than this…after all obama’s visit is just a visit and mind you in kenya he will be a subject of uhuru kenyatta and Ruto’s leadership… So please take Ruto slowly
My name says
Akenyan a kenyan dp our elected leader develope kenya
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