By Onyango Ochieng Jr.
Those men you see escorting Raila’s black V8 are bad news, carrying very very lethal piece of metals that if you try anything funny …..I mean…anything funny…trust me even Satan who gave you a call will be surprised at the supersonic speed you arrived in hell.
That car itself is thoroughly armoured, and Baba himself is protected by among others ….let me no say this one, its too sensitive.
Now if you shoot that car, it can withstand rapid fire from here to Kisumu and back and can also run on a flat tire up to Dar.
That car is intelligent, it is clever…it detects bumps, darkness and potholes then auto adjusts its ground clearance. It has a panic button, it even detect haters when moving in their territory.
That car is more brilliant than half of Uhuru’s cabinet, it is even more intelligent than half of all permanent secretaries combined.
I wrote a letter to Raila requesting him to donate that car so that Uhuru could appoint it the Chief Cabinet secretary( minister for devolution.) If anything that car is clever than Qnjuri today, tomorrow and the next 10,000 days to come.
That V8 can drive to hell and survive Satan’s fire….and come back with occupants safe and sound. Baaaaaaba yawa Baaaaaaaaaaaba wachni THEKO.