1. The bar soap is alleged to be powerful enough to clean all 2007 Post Election violence related sins
2. It may wash a way the tears of all the more than 320 families of Mungiki youth who disappeared due to ICC trials
3. It will wash a way all the 800million NYS Waiguiru supervised scandal from the memories of top editors of mainstream media.
4. It will help raise funds in Harambees especially in Jubilee back yards
5. It will pay off all the informal Jubilee bloggers abusing Raila best
6. It will help clean Kibera
7. It will buy tea for all editors and political reporters of mainstream media- to pimp Jubilee stories
8. It will clean all mad related to ICC prayer rallies (fuelling Choppers for the Sky Team)
What else can it do?