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HILARIOUS: Raila the Peoples’ PRESIDENT is an INSTITUTION, here is his small team ready for duty.

HILARIOUS: Raila the Peoples’ PRESIDENT is an INSTITUTION, here is his small team ready for duty.

December 11, 2015 Leave a Comment

Did EACC know that summoning Raila Odinga effectively summons this small team of Raila’s core handlers?

1) 1,756 People’s presidential guards aka Men-In-Black.

2) 800 Women-in-Orange.

3) 417 Lawyers (excluding senior counsels)

5) 31 Senior Counsels.

6) 2,123 politicians (ASPIRANTS)

7) 900 Politicians (serving) including BabaYao

8) 81 nurses

9) 23 Doctors

10) 40 bloggers (including 7 from Israel, 13 from USA, 9 from Germany, 2 from Tanzania and 1 from Uganda).

11) 1789 NIS agents

12) 123 Professional Wailers led by Pentagon member William Rutosik

13) 11 pickpockets led by Ngunjiri Wambugusio

14) 1538 university students (from ODM Students Front)

15) 172 South Sudanese.

16) His younger brother President (legally ordained) Uhuru.

18) 24 CIA informants

19) 761 aliens

20) 10,000 police officers.

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Okbichalonegi!

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