JUBILEE’S 2017 MANIFESTO
1. Raila is dangerous, he will jail Waguru and Kabura over NYS scandal
2. Governor Ali Hassan Joho’s High school grades.
3. Governor Joho’s degree certificate
4. How to nullify Governor Joho’s university credentials.
5. How to feed the gullible Jubilee bloviators’ ego with juvenile stunts like how a successful Governor didn’t get straight As in high school.
6. How to hide our pathetic record as incumbents who lied about how digital we were and resort to river road ways of faking the funk.
7. Mimic a 1960s railway system and claim that it is a modern day railway system while countries like Ethiopia are showing the rest of the world how it’s done.
8. Act like we didn’t promise the voters five modern day stadia and blame it on Raila Odinga.
9. Act like Governor Joho is the biggest threat to national security and then plead nolo contendere on Al Shabaab!
10. Take all the credit to projects that were conceived and launched by the coalition government and act like that government never existed!
11. Invoke all integrity laws on Governor Joho and act like ICC was just a Hollywood script.
12. Shelve all the fake PR projects that were shamelessly launched under Jubilee and then focus like a laser on one of the best performing Governors in the nation just because we suck like Monica Lewinsky!
13. Throw juvenile temper tantrums just to appeal to our base because we have nothing meaningful to run on.
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