Your Excellency President Uhuru Muigai Kenyatta, reliable reports are coming in that some 20 or so more Kenyans have been killed in Lamu by marauding militiamen. Why is this happening? Is Lamu not an integral part of the territory of the sovereign Republic of Kenya, over which you are the Commander-in-Chief of the armed forces? How come Kenyans are being killed in Lamu yet you are stuck in State House Nairobi, like a classic coach-baby? Or is it that you are more of a chief than a commander? Bure kabisa!