And Where Did The Jubilee Jailbird Tony Gachoka Go After Bagging Two Years
By Comrade Alberto Nyakundi Amenya, Banana Peddler, The County of Kisii
I am certain that Winston Churchill was not joking when he said that the price of greatness is responsibility, in light of that, the erstwhile Jubilee propagandist Tony Gachoka is either a good enemy of history, or knows no history at all. This boy never thought his derogatory brickbats could bag him two years in Kamiti Prison, just like his historical predecessors who played to please their thankless masters.
Suddenly, his noise stopped. Tony Gachoka went mute as the overblown propaganda vuvuzela of the Jubilee coalition did very little to convince his benefactors.
Mr. Gachoka, after decamping ODM for TNA Jubilee did his job beyond the call of duty. He personalized his assault on Raila Odinga in the name of discrediting the only formidable opponent of Uhuru Kenyatta.
Interestingly, after shooting a torrent of body shaming and unguarded remarks against Raila, Gachoka is surviving like a fish drowning from away from water. TNA is virtually done with him just like ODM’s rejection of his plastic membership. It is obvious the so called political analyst no longer in bed with TNA.
One may ask, why should Tony Gachoka, a bloke in his prime, be forsaken so soon? The answer is obviously simple: Tony is unreal with life. He wants to belong without commitment. From the bottom of his heart, he is looking for any party that is ready to buy him temporary political freedom. Freedom from the law, in his endeavor to exonerate his fuckin’ ass from the charges against fraudulent activities leveled against him. Although in my own personal opinion, these charges are frivolous, but this is Kenya where jungle justice prevails.
Gachoka’s loud and abusive noise in the media, for obvious reasons and even during his stay at Orange House, has never translated to electoral victory. Had he played his cards well and stop being the busybody he is, TNA would have offered him permanent immunity from protection, but it never happened.
Gachoka is among dozens of sponsored professional critics for hire that seemed not following their masters’ instructions to the latter. These are the people I like calling useful idiots
Further, the strange thing about Gachoka’s unwarranted arsenal against Raila in the 2013 election campaign is his naivety about the dynamics of life. TNA has realized that Tony’s rhetoric has failed miserably. After recklessly pouring his venom on TV in JKL, he became inaudible by a jail term.
They say a guilty conscience needs no accuser. Tony is ashamed and unable to reactivate his lost loud and disturbing voice because there is no echo to reverberate. His minimal hope of reappearing on the podium of minor relevance is finally lost.
Since advice is cheap, I can advise Tony to join a political party not for social convenience, but for ideological conviction. Prostituting from one political party to another for economic and social gain exhibits the instability in his behavior.
Clearly, Gachoka is not a firm and reliable individual to handle affairs of this nation from any position of service to the people.