It is now obvious that because of the little matter at the International Criminal Court (ICC), deputy president William Ruto was not allowed to come near US secretary of state John Kerry when he visited Nairobi in ealier May this year,- to say the least that was a big embarrassment.
Kerry met Odinga, Kalonzo, Wetangula and even activist Boniface Mwangi but was on strict orders not meet or even come close to William Ruto. It is now said that Nairobi is on strict orders to make sure DP Ruto is not near Obama otherwise the secret service agents will treat him as an enemy combatant LOL.
Humiliated and feeling betrayed, a die hard DP supporter has floated ideas on best possible destinations for DP to visit (technically hide) while Obama will be in town on July 24 to July 26th 2015;
Here are some of the options Ruto should consider:
1. Kismayo and Mogadishu in Somali; here the DP has a perfect excuse of visiting our men and women in uniform besides Hon Duale will have an opportunity to show DP his side hustle – Charcoal trade
2. Go hide in DRC Congo, he can join his agemate president Kabila of DR Congo. The DP loves farming, there is plenty of land in Congo to see.
3. Go for his PhD fellowship in China; the DP who is doing his second year of PhD studies at Nairobi University- focusing on small insects found in swamp areas can take a break and visit any of the swamps in China. Chinese people will be happy to have him.
4. Lead a humanitarian aid in Nepal; the Asian country was hit by earthquake, the DP can lead members of his church to offer support to Nepal people
5. Go to Nigeria for an evangelical mission; the DP is a known evangelist, he can ask his old close friend and sister in Christ songstress Emmy Kosgei for an invitation to minister in the church of our ”in-law”
6. Fake illness to get admitted at Nairobi hospital or at a hospital in India
7. Three days visit to negotiate peace between Yemenis
8. Go to Kisii land and search for a shoe he lost some years back, in a function attended by Simon Nyachae.
9. Go to the Hague and request Bensouda to rock him up for at least the two days.
Got any idea of where our DP may consider to go killing time as Obama enjoys Nyama Choma and Githeri in Statehouse? drop a comment below>>>
nyang says
hehehe he can go to south sudan and help them cry,coz he’s an expert in that field
Cherop says
Go to tsavo national park where he killed the icc witness and camp there .
wafula says
Go Turbo
miteso wa Amagoro says
Go to Uganda the closest jubillee friend and pay visit to gbesjye and the detained counterpart .Attend court session to clear his name on matters grabbing **** WESTON HOTEL******
kimotis@yahoo.com says
He can also go to Uganda to seek Museveni’s advise on to rig elections of 2022.and campaign grandfather museveni for the coming elections
Josy says
waauu….Go to china to visit his fellow private developer
Chai Tupu says
Prepare for retirement without pension and cry.
kiprono sum says
Aende migingo asilimie Ugandan soldiers na awaeleze waache kusumbua luos wetu.
Anonymous says
RUTO is the man to lookout for come 2017
kasiltich says
RUTO is a great man intelligent why should he hide? rather should be in front line. Obama is refugee he should humble himself as he steps Holy land like kenya.
Kiptoo says
Hate him, or like him he is your president to be come 2022, he is in the system an very easy for him to capture power obama should humble himself before Hon. Ruto
ttttt says
Ruto is of much much higher politucal pedigree tham Raila… Just watch how he will floor Raila first round 2017 ,,Uhuru will just sit back. Then You will know who Ruto is. You wait..
Anonymous says
Wakale ushambaa na ujinga ya mursik I mechanical kwa vinchwaa. Ruto kwisha
Anonymous says
Wapi
Waluoho says
What has Obama done to Ruto,whats the big fuss he is coming for business not politics,he diea not know Ruto in the First place.I hate ignorance.
Anonymous says
Idiot
Symoh says
Haha…no comment
Omega says
Go back to turbo and sell chicken .
DANIEL MUGUNA says
Nehemiah was asked by people to flee who did not want to see him rebuild the wall his response was “should such a man as i flee” ruto is not a coward this man is divinely backed! he is unstoppable!
Anonymous says
Just like catholic priests are Devine, I advice u to hang yourself to spare human integrity
gallas says
You can slur Kenya’s dp all you want lakini mjue 2022 use tayari kumpokea kama rais!!!
gallas says
You can slur Kenya’s dp all you want lakini mjue 2022 muwe tayari kumpokea kama rais!!!
PALSAL MWANGIH says
DP WL AVOID OBAMA BCOZ HE IS DEVIL WORSHIPER.THE BIGGEST ANTI-CRIST IN THE WORLD.WAT IS THE MEANING OF “BEAST”!!!?
Anonymous says
Didn’t realize Kenya still has monkeys in men clothes like you… Meza wembe tafadhali our zoos are only for modern animals
kiprono sum says
Hii kiti sio sahani ya kutumia then apewe na uhuru naye atumie wait mutashangaa uhuru atakua kimya incase watu wa ruto wakiruhusu kura ya rift iende 2nd term.22 uhuru hawezi tamka eti Ruto tosha.Mungu atujaalie tuone mutasikia aibu watu wa rift.
Mtetezi says
DP aende kwa pluto!!!???
Anzo says
Each will be busy enough,one building his country,the other enjoying his father’s country.in a couple of days one will go back to his country,the other will attend to the hague.busy president and deputy president respectively but of two countries.what’s the bluff?
peruz says
go hung himself in his basement
kiplagat muge says
Non of the above named places will DP. Ruto hide himself. He will be at his residential home in Karen, Nairobi.
Anonymous says
Stolen home asshole
Sosness says
Kalenjins take care,Kyuks never back anyone outside their populated tribe.
Anonymous says
DP AJFICHE KWA SKIRT YA WAUHURU
Blackman says
If it is true that leaders are choosen by God of which i dont think is up to date, then stop yep yep mob. God will choose us the right leader come that time.
Z.M.MAINA says
RUTO NI WETU MWENYE WIVU ANJINYONGE!.
Z.M.MAINA says
RUTO NI WETU,WIVU NI WANINI?
nedward says
Let him go hide in suguta valley
jane nduku says
William Ruto is Born again xtian and we should meet him and interceed against Antichrist ,the beast and in fact we don’t need Obama .he’s just a human being not needful in Kenya WE NEED OUR DP WILLIAM RUTO and really very much come to WOTE MAKUENI spend time with us.( URP member Jane nduku)
denno says says
nobody will tell obama we dont want gayism just wait and tell him we dont want we r xtian.
Njeri says
I am a kikuyu. Raila will declare war just like America put Buhari on power..terrorism to confuse jubilee. …
Anonymous says
So sad… Fools never realize their stupidity smh
O o says
Who want to know your Tribe .? You idiot
Anonymous says
Send him to Saudi Arabia where his limbs will be chopped for being a thief!!!!
Better yet, as a false prophet send him to the Vatican to be molested
Abdiaziz shukri says
our second most powerful man in the united state of kenya is kindly invited in the nothern part of kenya. we are under security threat and we need his mobilization as our mighty leader. gaysm is not an issue to talk about in public thats shameful of the highest rank. YOU ARE CORDIALLY WELLCOME
Abdiaziz shukri says
our second most powerful man in the united state of kenya is kindly invited in the nothern part of kenya. we are under security threat and we need his mobilization as our mighty leader. gaysm is not an issue to talk about in public thats shameful of the highest rank. YOU ARE CORDIALLY WELLCOME.
Anonymous says
Till jesus comes the second time raila wont be president obama ni mungu
mato says
DP william ruto as done a lot 2 Kenyans….OBAMA has done totally nuthg 2 us 4 all those years, infact we av survived without him i can’t praise him, we lov u “MR DP”
Mike Sergon says
If this is true, then Dp should go no where unless he has a fuction to attend… instead Obama akae kwao
maureen says
Go to visit EVD (Ebola Victims in Liberia, and serialeon
ck says
he can go to mombasa for swimming and enjoying buibui ladies…..
Xx says
Dp should remain in the country we cant do without him