It is now obvious that because of the little matter at the International Criminal Court (ICC), deputy president William Ruto was not allowed to come near US secretary of state John Kerry when he visited Nairobi in ealier May this year,- to say the least that was a big embarrassment.
Kerry met Odinga, Kalonzo, Wetangula and even activist Boniface Mwangi but was on strict orders not meet or even come close to William Ruto. It is now said that Nairobi is on strict orders to make sure DP Ruto is not near Obama otherwise the secret service agents will treat him as an enemy combatant LOL.
Humiliated and feeling betrayed, a die hard DP supporter has floated ideas on best possible destinations for DP to visit (technically hide) while Obama will be in town on July 24 to July 26th 2015;
Here are some of the options Ruto should consider:
1. Kismayo and Mogadishu in Somali; here the DP has a perfect excuse of visiting our men and women in uniform besides Hon Duale will have an opportunity to show DP his side hustle – Charcoal trade
2. Go hide in DRC Congo, he can join his agemate president Kabila of DR Congo. The DP loves farming, there is plenty of land in Congo to see.
3. Go for his PhD fellowship in China; the DP who is doing his second year of PhD studies at Nairobi University- focusing on small insects found in swamp areas can take a break and visit any of the swamps in China. Chinese people will be happy to have him.
4. Lead a humanitarian aid in Nepal; the Asian country was hit by earthquake, the DP can lead members of his church to offer support to Nepal people
5. Go to Nigeria for an evangelical mission; the DP is a known evangelist, he can ask his old close friend and sister in Christ songstress Emmy Kosgei for an invitation to minister in the church of our ”in-law”
6. Fake illness to get admitted at Nairobi hospital or at a hospital in India
7. Three days visit to negotiate peace between Yemenis
8. Go to Kisii land and search for a shoe he lost some years back, in a function attended by Simon Nyachae.
9. Go to the Hague and request Bensouda to rock him up for at least the two days.
Got any idea of where our DP may consider to go killing time as Obama enjoys Nyama Choma and Githeri in Statehouse? drop a comment below>>>