By Jackson Omondi
LIGHTS CAMERA CHAOS!
With all the trappings of power, coupled with stolen taxpayers money, the Jubilee government still flunked the most basic test in electoral politics. Not even the proceeds from the colossal eurobond heist could mask this government’s breathtaking incompetence.
The political razzmatazz that ushered the so called braintrust complete with mega campaign war-chest to the tune of billions was reduced to a good old game of he- said- she- said. Money can’t buy brains. And this pathetic nomination train wreck speaks more about what Jubilee is all about.
Yesterday’s events were a just a crescendo of how Jubilee has governed! There is no NASA to blame, no certificate to concoct and nobody but Jubilee at work. This is what they have fed the people of Kenya for close to five years: Sheer incompetence.
How fitting? A government that has spent most of it’s time engaging in PR now finds out , albeit, the hard way that, faking the funk also requires a little success. You can’t mouth your way through everything without showing some concrete and tangible results.
It’s therefore not surprising that CORD and to an extent NASA supporters, are trading what the Germans call fremdschamen for schadenfreude. And rightfully so. This is a government that can barely pick up a cheeseburger from a drive-thru window.
Oh I get it, Tuju is working for Governor Hassan Joho! Is that right?