By Odumbe Isaak
Saitan is real I tell you. We’re supposed to believe that the home of the second most secure man in the 581, 309 sq. km of real estate that is Kenya was attacked by a machete wielding thug. A man whose family and assets are protected by the elite Recce Company who since the early 60’s have been trained by Israeli Special Forces. A man who is a heartbeat away from an institution and office that represents and symbolizes the unity and sovereignty of an entire nation. An institution and office – The Presidency – that will be protected at all costs.
A lone thug shoots an elite Recce Company officer at the DP’s home with his machete – Oh wait, maybe not. He got close enough to an elite soldier carrying an automatic rifle, a soldier who should understand that the only way he should lose his rifle is if it’s pried from his dead hand. The machete toting thug then shoots the officer for good measure and then looks for a hide out to fight to his death when the Calvary – and you know the entire trigger happy Recce Company are coming down to rain on you – checks in.
It takes 18 hours – think about that – 18 bloody hours to neutralize a lone ranger with a machete an 28 rounds of ammunition at best. Just to give you a comparison, consider the alternative response when some 4 terrorists attacked night revellers in London Bridge a few weeks ago. it took 8 minutes from the time the Sirkosky helo of the SAS Blue Thunder squad landed on Tooley Street for all the terrorists to be terminated with extreme prejudice. 8 minutes.
But for us, we have to go spraying bullets in the air – for what, I don’t know. Everyone in the world following this story by then could tell you that shooting in the air had absolutely no effect on a machete wielding lone thug who was holed up in a building still under construction in the compound. The only surprise is that after they killed him in that epic 18 hour battle, they didn’t find the NASA manifesto on the dead fella right along a letter of inspirational encouragement from Baba himself promising a special place for his soul in Canaan.
You know, every single day these two clowns come up with something even more stupid than the previous day. Whether it’s faking news and running them as BBC and CNN footage, or whether it’s providing Kenyans with more drama and vindio, I tell you na mbando. 10 days is a long time for political skulduggery.
Meanwhile, just in case anyone didn’t notice – Sugoi has just become the most secure green house in the country. While all of you were enjoying the movie and 18 hour man-hunt, other manenos were happening with choppers landing and security personnel and “equipment” being ferried to assist in the manhunt.
Have a dramatic day good people.
Mjadili says
The Person shown in Photo being pushed on Stretcher (facing other side) seemed one of the Police Officers in Uniform; alive and well. So it begs the question: Really?
mynumbe says
this was a well calculated move no way a strange can enter dp s home pure lie ohk it happed then why did dp went ahead with compain?he new what was going on does that home don’t have ccTV it is a shame on kenyans BBC cnn skynews all about kenyan.one man can make police to fire guns all the day something is wrong and is all about the ellections,nasa hao
Anonymous says
Premarked printed ballot paper were being delivered there after the meeting do deny kdf involvement in plot to rig coz rutos house is more secure kura nilikuwa zinaingizwa the security beefed up sasa just know hapo ndio illegal centre
Khalwaleist says
NASA VSAT surveillance and Election Observers VSAT surveillance mus now be focussed every night(Kalenjins do their things at night)for the remaining 10 days.
Patriot says
I don’t get the meaning and sense of this article……what are you saying pliz…must you write if you don’t have any point?
Patriot says
I don’t get the meaning and sense of this article……what are you saying pliz…must you write if you don’t have any point? Meanwhile the most recent poll reveal Uhuru will garner 52+%…
madoadoa says
have the homeowners visited their home to assess the possible damage by the tragic event of the blood of two Kenyans spilled in their home so we can hear their own version on this intrusion?
Fervent prayer and cleansing of the home woudl be in order…
Galcano Gomit says
That was so lame…they misscalculated there plan now e all know all that planning was fake but what i know there is something fishy going on in the jubilee
Edwine says
wah!sisemi k2 bt let God intervene coz we r adults nd we know wat is happening right now nd thats wat wil never accept.
AMANI NA IMANI says
WHY,WHN JUBILEE ENTER IN2 POWER W HAD WESTGATE MALL & WHN THY GOING 2 FINSH TH RACE W HAVE DP ATACK WE HV SOMETHING INSIDE
Anonymous says
There was delivery of ballot papers; Security has now been enhanced. Kenyans aren’t stupid!
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