By C A Luanda Magere
I used to think the two worst demons that exist were;
1. The demon that makes you send drunken texts to your ex at 3am, seeking illicit contact with her anatomy.
2. The demon that makes you fill your table with alcohol, then post pictures of it on social media, with captions like “asemoke oliel”, yet your mother’s omena debts in the village are routinely discussed at the chief’s baraza, and her mud walled house now bends at an angle towards Sondu-Miriu.
But I’ve discovered the worst demon must be the one that makes you wake up early on election day, queue for hours at the polling station, and then when you have the chance to pick a president, you go for the worst man! The one you can’t even trust to manage your grandmother’s odielo business, but whom you surprisingly think can run a whole country!
Picking the worst man, then sitting back to wait for the best results. You must be a special breed of stupid!
Na sijataja mtu ama nchi!!!