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Notes from the 5th women conference, ladies take notes 🤣

September 17, 2019 Leave a Comment

NOTES FROM THE 5th WOMEN CONFERENCE. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Ladies take notes: 👇👇👇

1.Never have feelings for a sponsor.

2. Kila mwanaume ako na sauti but volume ni pesa.

3)Kama hakupanui mawazo….asikupanue miguu…

4)Kama wewe ni side chic ucheze chini Goat wife asikujue (tunauma tukipuliza kama panya) .

5)Usipigie bwana ya mtu/sponsor kama hajakupigia don’t be desperate 😂.

6)Hakuna kukula fare more than twice , lazima tu build trust.

7)Hakuna Ku invite mwanaume kwako , akikufia huko Utaambia watu nini?.

8)Hakuna kufanya Wifey duties kama wewe ni girlfriend ..ukienda wewe chukua remote na pillow alafu uekelee miguu kwa meza..usijaribu kutoa hadi sahani kwa hiyo nyumba.

9)Usiwache vitu zako kwa boyfriend , labda mko wengi so usiumize mwenzako 😘.

10)Hakuna kuzalia Sponsor.

11)Ukipatwa in a situation hujui who is the Father..Mwenye ako na pesa automatically becomes the father , the cute one ni wa kwenda shopping , the broke & humble ni wa kupenda mtoto 😍.

12)If your man cheats on you kindly support him.

13)Never stay in an abusive relationship.

14)If he doesn’t go down on you kindly don’t suck him.You’re not a honey sucker.

15)If he asks you how many ex you have the number is 2, the one you broke up with and a childhood lover period.

16) Always have a backup plan sio kupeana roho 100% .

17)Fungua bank account mbili, ile unaweka 10k every month weka ATM ushago kwenyu then ile unaweka 500 monthly mpee hadi Pin number, he will brag with you everywhere even to his friends and family how faithful you are. Hivyo ndo wamama wamenunua maploti.

18)Never leave a guy who gives you 20k for a guy who gives you 60k…I say never….date both of them n collect 80k…..

19)A man is never stolen.. He chooses where he wants to be.

20)If a man takes you somewhere romantic, remember… You’ve NEVER been there before.

21) Your current guy should know he’s the greatest lover.

22)If you are caught cheating: rule number one Deny ,rule number two Deny it my sister, rule number three, continue DENYING: rule number four: refer to
rules number 1,2,3 above.

23)BE WISE & PRAYFUL

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