By Mwamburi Mwang’ombe
â€œThe anger of the penis does not destroy the vaginaâ€ is a Zimbabwean proverb.
Thighs on mini-skirts are public property which will be consumed any way the public chooses. As such, stripping could be one of those ways. As my friend-in-discourse Nyamweya Bwâ€™Omari has just told me, â€œif their dress code is their choice, stripping them is also our choice/nudity not our choice.â€ One thing we must know is that the flesh of an African woman is irresistibly beautiful. You will never see us provoked by a naked Mzungu because there is nothing inviting in skin-like-pork.
This is easily appreciated alongside the fact that we are in a society and not a vacuum. Can you claim you are comfortable when your passing brings an entire street to a halt? Will we allow one person to expose a whole community of Godâ€™s creatures to sinful and abrupt erections!? No wonder God decided to dress a woman after â€˜exposingâ€™ herself to the â€˜snakeâ€™.
While some of our ladies think that they can become porn-stars on the humble streets of Africa, they better know that we cannot stand open flesh â€“ it is for consumption. You know what meat in glassed butcheries does to those of you who love meat! I have even heard some of you tell us â€œfungeni macho kama hamuwezi kujizuia!â€How now! Man was created an all-time ogling being. We cannot shun a passing beauty, a loophole to pleasure! Ama you think hiyo self-control is simply done as said?
I do not want any of you my brothers to be cheated that they way just for fashion. Any woman with the boldness to show her thighs to the public or even parents is capable of everything. Ladies have a malicious and opportunistic eye that bewitches men of status.
Women are permanent field marshals â€“ always seeing far and on top of scenarios. How many marriages are oozing chaos courtesy of the temptation these stray women cause with their displayed flesh? Many a managers have bent company principles because of this THIGHING effect. Promotions and Degrees have been given to undeserving creatures just for these thighs!
I wonder where religion has gone. Those on the front ofâ€ª#â€ŽMyDresscodeMyChoiceâ€¬ are ladies who lead speaking- in-tongues sprees every Sunday. If you joined that, you are not my sister, wife, mother or daughter â€“you are an agent of temptation.
In the evening, I will confirm whether it is true that only single, bitter and hopeless ladies led the protest walk. As it were, no woman is comfortable knowing their husband works with a lady who is always out of enough cloth. Even those who struggle to hide their thighs with their palms as they grace TV Talk Shows on this overrated topic know the society is not safe with revealed thighs and babyâ€™s food!
I donâ€™t write for discourse but to attract the so called â€œfeminine furryâ€. In fact, mkinitishia I will mobilise my boys allover Kenya to boycott that flesh whose awe is ruined by its over-exposure. It is unbecoming that you will copy and paste Corazon Indomables and Lorenzos in Kenya. Tukutane kwa maandamano ya â€ª#â€ŽYourNudityMyDiscomfortâ€¬ next week. Hii nchi si ya mapaja yako bwana ala!