Girl, if a man lives in your house, sleeps all day, hangs out with his friends with your money, you’re Dickmatized!
If your stupid-ass baby daddy who doesn’t support you nor his child still comes to get some pussy and you agree fully to it, you are chronically Dickmatized!
If you are a single mother and you allow this man to come bang you when your kids or kid is around, you are stupid, and you’re also dickmatized [please don’t traumatize children with sexual drama I beg.
If you have a ‘Husband’ who pretends he is depressed for lack of job for the last 13years, he sleeps all day, you pay all bills, the kids school fees plus his small sister’s college fee, and still give him depression allowance because he is great in bed anyway, Woman, you’ve been dickmatized!
If he gives you nothing more than YOUR bedroom match and his praying-mantis styles on fleek, then after he leaves all you feel is sadness and emptiness, you are Dickmatzed!
If he hasn’t married you but beats you, black and purple for not cooking on time, then dicks you immediately and you smile and forgive him, you are under the Dickspell!
If when he threatens to leave, you cry and kneel to beg, when he doesn’t do anything else for you including changing your bulbs, you’ve been severely Dickmatized!
When he only visits you once in three months and you still throw him a birthday party that he gets late to show up for or even doesn’t show up at all, girl you’re Dickmatized!
If he asks you to hide in his closet because his landlady is knocking, and you still insist on giving him your freaky self the next day, girl, you are so Dickmatized!
If he lives in Kisumu and you travel all the way from Kiambu to go be dicked every weekend, you’re very Dickmatized!
He came into your life and you abandoned your family & friends? you’re Dickmatized!
Here are top women Jubilee regime ‘dickmatized’, I mean used them to in one way or another during and after 2013 campaigns, all dumped now BUT find it hard to abandon the regime.
- Gladys Boss Shollei
- Charity Ngilu
- Prof. Jane Onsongo
- Irene Keino
- Maryanne Keitany
- Catherine Namuye
- Josephine Kabura Irungu
- Grace Kaindi
- Prof. Jane Akenga
- Margret Wanjiru
- Anne Waiguru
BUT on a serious note, is DP Ruto ‘DICKMATIZED’? in 2013 he allegdily signed a pre-election MoU with TNA to form Jubilee, well after being sworn in Uhuru has consistently short-changed URP but Ruto is still stuck with him, sample this:>>
1. Historical injustices have not been addressed…. yet DP Ruto is solidly supporting Uhuru
2. Top civil servants from Rift Valley lost government jobs like the former NYS boss Mr Rugut… but DP is still with Uhuru(Total dickmatization)
3. Uhuru has consistently appointed Mt Kenya people to top government jobs…. still DP is pale pale, dickmatized? oh yeah, absolutely
4. URP Ministers were sacked after allegations of corruption were made against them…. DP still very much happy in Jubile
5.They FIXED HIM at the ICC yet still he is happy in Jubilee
6. They sponsored Paul Sang of KANU for Kericho senate by-election…. the DP is still very active in DP
7. They call him a land grabber yet still he is stuck with them….
It is obvious DP is dickmatized, Musalia Mudavadi is DICKMATIZED, Eugene Wamalwa- totally dickmatized, Governor Mutua – Dickmatized, Hon Mungáro – Dickmatized, Danson Mungatana – dickmatized!!