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The Intercontinental Love Drama: A warning To Kenyan Girls

The Intercontinental Love Drama: A warning To Kenyan Girls

February 21, 2015

By Comrade Albert Nyakundi Amenya – The Banana Pedlar

What happened to madam Oyier at Hotel Intercontinental must serve as a perfect case study to our ladies. Now they can attest that we are the most honest and real men in the whole world. From my sincere observation, I think our Kenyan queen who was hoodwinked by that Nigerian gold-digger and left to pay the Ksh.230000, spent some quality time with him at the hotel before fleeing and leaving her.

This lady rejected our romantic Kenyan boys for some Nigeria ‘big boy’ who she met in Facebook. If I can tell what was in the lady’s mind before the OGAH man landed from NAIJA, Kenyan men were dogs, useless, unromantic greenhorns, unhandsome, half-men, idiots, crackpots, useful idiots, gravediggers, freebooters, economic pirates, useless fools, striking toilets etcetera….

When the ‘big boy’ landed, he warmed up, did some press ups and sit ups then dug the lady’s junction like a lion that had starved for 1 year, in fact, with the speed of an electric sewing machine or a stallion (uncastrated male horse) for like five solid hours then retired to some dinner.

In fact, from what I hear concerning the Naijah boys, I suspect she is recuperating. When the dinner came as he ordered, he folded his sleeves and ate with the speed of a laundry machine then left without notice, or, in short, without saying goodbye to our daughter when he realized the bill was astronomically approaching 250k.

Our beauty queen thought he had met a real man who runs like a horse, a tycoon, a business magnate, a private jet owner or a Ramsey Noah. She ordered for drinks and drunk like a fish swimming in water.

Now is set for Langata women’s prison, to eat free beans and two pieces of meat swimming in a bowl of salty soup.

GIRLS, Kenyan men are real men. Please learn from that Afro Cinema in Intercon and hold on tightly to your Kenyan men or else…

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