By Namuleyi Wasike
Welcome to the land of the living. We have been praying for you to get out of the bottle that you had been imprisoned in. Thank God you have finally seen the light. Am sure you have left many of your brothers and sisters in the same type of bottles. Kutekhwa ceremony is real.
But my aim of writing to you is to let you know that I have no tears for you. Of course, even those you have now “betrayed” have equally no tears for you. Instead, they are using the same lies you helped propagate against Hon Mudavadi…. that he had been paid Kshs 4 billion to leave Cord. Imagine they are saying that you were only paid Kshs 200 million. How unkind! That you are worth the price of kuku feed! At least you thought Hon Mudavadi was worth Kshs 4 billion! But we are trying as Amani not to tell you “we told you so.” We now want to practice how to cry for you. We are putting vicks in our eyes.
In the meantime, expect Khalwale to beat you silly. Of course, he will only do it for a week since he charges by the minute. I wish you could use some of that cash you were paid to pay Khalwale to bash Raila. He will do it in a minute. Money takes off from him, so he has to chase it every minute.
Am yet to understand why ODM propagandists would use the issue of money as the reason you left. Everytime they are left high and dry, they blame money. Is it because they have no money? I know ODM thrives on voluntary work. When you provide any service, you are not paid because you do it for the love of Barber! I have been there, done that. Donation is the word they understand. You must be nodding your head in agreement. RAO’s pocket is too deep, his hands cannot reach it.
Anyway, welcome to the land of the living. Here, we use our own brains, and God given freedoms. You shall learn the ropes dear.
Have a good day.