By Luanda Magere
I have always said that economic development is like delivering orgasms. It is the recipient, through positive sounds or intense gyrations, who will let you know if your contact with the Gspot has borne fruits. Exact same way that people in the grassroots should be the ones expressing pleasure at your much touted economic development.
If you find that you have to call press conferences or town hall meetings to enumerate what you have done, son, it means you have done nothing! And don’t take it personally, because not everyone is wired to deliver orgasms….er…I mean, development!
In this Jubilee self praise about orgasmic delivery, Central and Rift Valley can go on faking their orgasms because they have never known any better, and because their 50 years in abusive relationships won’t yield any liberalisation where it matters.
The rest of the country won’t partake in this Gspot fraud, town hall meetings or not.