By Aoko Otieno
If there’s a clique currently imbued by circumstantial supplication, it is the 20 something year old Nairobi women.
Oh, they thought I was done with them? Lol, I’ve barely started.
You see these ones now making Tik tok videos? They are literally on a diet of humble pies right now.
Before Lady Rona made us all equal, there was no soul with higher standards like a jobless Nairobi woman. Especially these clueless 20-something year old lasses.
It is a cinch; Nairobi men endure a lot. These cadre are annoying and unreasonable.
They’re the cabal you approach sipping Alvaro in a night club or at a restaurant and as soon as you offer to buy her a drink, she switches to a cocktail she can barely pronounce- and which is 22 times the price of her soft drink.
Where are they now? With their ‘class’ game, “oh, I don’t do matatus.” They are now hurdled in their shanties, wondering which dick will ejaculate rent this month, now that rent dispensers are now caressing their wives’ baby fats, counting mama watotos stretch marks and haggling over the beat breasts with the toddlers.
I bet now they can do mats. It is a win situation for you young men still finding a bearing. Barely two months ago, asking a woke Nairobi chic to take a mathree would earn you an Oscar winning sneer they practice and use for alleged frugal and poor blokes.
Hoot, hoot! Come out girls. Team “broke dick don’t get me wet,” At least now you know life is hard. Especially for men who are not dealing in drugs or stealing our taxes.
Ever since pilfers working in County Governments, Nigerian Drug peddlers, old men who have worked for over 40 years, government kleptomaniacs and Congolese invaded the dating scene and flaunted money around, young women have become entitled.
Listen gents, with a budget of sh600 right now, you can quarantine with these women who claimed they have class. A class hoisted on their fellatio skills. Send her 200 bila ya kutoa, fare from Kasarani where she stays to your crib. Apande mat.
Buy mboga and ka nyama quarter na series iko na sex scenes. By the third episode, you’ll be smashing that coochie wamekuwa wakipea wababa wanatemea mate huku nje. Chapa kitu vulva ikupatie standing ovation. This is your turn team broke dudes.