By Albert Nyakundi Amenya
When Aden Duale opens his mouth to speak, the pesky picayune grumbles he spews from his mouth whiffs me big time. When I watch my television and by default Duale happens appear and speak, I always mistake him with my steadfast and loyal latrine that has decided to go on strike, blocking all routes used by fresh air and requiring the intervention of a somewhat psychotic but surprisingly competent handyman to fix it. This shows how stinking his words are.
Naturally, Duale is a blubberer, a chatterbox, a busybody, a blabbermouth, a gossiper, an ingrate, a big mouthed fool and a cheap political bamboozler. This son of Al Shabaab, whose father is still gallivanting in the outskirts Kismayu’s hideouts, is as irritating as that middle-of-the-night piss. To me, Aden is that intelligent useful riffraff and he is as useless as a used toothpick.
Being Jubilee mouthpiece, the man thinks he is Mr. know it all, Mr. Right and Mr. fix it all. Nonetheless, I would like to remind this Alshabaabic antecedent that Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous and dreadful. As a high callipered intellect, I acknowledge of the actuality that Duale is secretly ringed by body-armored and heavily armed government guardsmen. However, the truth is that this wretched example of a man is a complete broken reed that is irreversible.
My integrity is also compelled tolerate the fact that Duale is politely and secretly attended by a handful of paunchy and bored secret service National Intelligent Agents. Duale’s tendency of slobbering over inconsequential issues especially when he wrongfully purports to attack the opposition is ultimately sickening, nauseating and extremely disgusting. I have a premonition that this man’s school fiefdoms were settled by dirty and bloody cash.
Duale is a blotto Al Shabaab spokesperson who, when ambling past people’s audience, utters words that arouse the ire of peaceful Kenyans. Aden is a bad example to our children. He is a shame to the Muslim faith and his name must not find way to the books of history, if the future of our generations is to be protected. Albeit his character is worse than an exhausted tissue paper, it swells with time and something must be done to deter him and his aggressors.
Duale is not only less handsome, but also less intelligent. This is the one of the men who depends on their wallets to attract women for them, on behalf of love and romance. When Duale opens his mouth to speak, both friends and haters are repelled because of his distasteful utterances. How this man tactically and technically found his way to this country, only God knows.
Implicit in many criticisms is the fact that the media is giving Duale far too much importance. Evidently, level headed and peace loving patriots have resolved to cluck their dissatisfaction so blithely as a way of protesting over the media’s incompetence. When he says that Somalis be repatriated back to their country, he forgets that he is a piece cut from the same cloth, the cloth that he is rejecting. He is the one who should be disarmed of his illegally acquired documents.