Uhuru Park was this afternoon soaked with blood as Kikuyu elders slaughteredÂ several hens to cleanse the venue ahead of CORD sabasaba rally. Shocked onlookers were treated to a rare vulgarity as the over 20 old men killed one chicken at a time.
A source who wished not to be named told this writer that what he saw will remain etched in his mind forever. In fact, in a futile attempt to erase it, he rushed to club simmers within CBD to gulp as many bottles of beer as he could but is still haunted by the vivid graphic images of hens left headless and panting for life as they die on by one.
Whether it was worth it is for another day.
The kikuyu elders had called for a meeting in the Â last several weeks at a location in central province where the decision to offer sacrifice to save the incompetent Uhuru government from being run down by CORD was mooted.
The elders, a source claim, had met a vocal Kikuyu aspirant who fed them with a dose of tribalism before they were unleashed to kill as many as 70 hens (some which were laying eggs) in the city of the sun.
It is not clear where the other 130 birds ‘disappeared to’ though a source speculated soon their feathers will be found at the back of a dirty hotel along Grogan road – of course stolen from Uhuru Park.
This writer wraps up as surprise takes the better of me.