The joke of the week is the so called National Conference on Wage bill that was opened by President Uhuru Kenyatta…..here it goes:>
We cannot have a “national” dialogue on Wage Bill when Sarah Serem (Luo) passes the microphone to Ann Waiguru (Luhya) who passes it to Henry Rotich (Luo) who passes it Joseph Kinyua (Luhya) who passes it to William Ruto (Luo) who passes it Finally to Uhuru Kenyatta (Luhya).
If we want to know how it will affect the police then the microphone goes to David Kimaiyo (Luo) -IG.
If we want to know how it will affect the army, you pass it to Julius Karangi (Luhya) -KDF.
If we are worried how it will affect intelligence gathering on terrorism we pass it to Michael Gichangi (Luhya) – NSIS.
If we worry about increase in criminal activities we pass the mic to Ndegwa Muhoro (Luhya) – CID
If we want to know the laws that must change on the tax regime we pass it Githu Muigai (luhya) – ATTORNEY GENERAL
If we want to get how much revenue will be collect then we pass it John Njiriani (Luhya) -KRA
If we get our projections right we receive the good news from Njuguna Ndung’u (Luhya) -CENTRAL BANK
If we want to know the impact on University education then ofcourse we pass it on to Oliver Mugenda…
…and the beat goes on and on and on and on…..
Elswhere president Uhuru online chief of staff Wakili/mwalimu/journalist Wahome Thuku had this to joke about the conference:
“AFTER today’s debate/dialogue/discussion..whatever, on the Wage Bill, we move to all counties for a similar thing..haha. After that, we form a Task Force to review all the presentations and prepare a draft report (somewhere at the North Coast). We then form a Committee to look again at the draft, before we call another stakeholders conference (to be opened by Uhuru Kenyatta), to discuss the final report. Once the report is adopted, we form a commission for its pace by pace implementation. The commission will then form a sub-committee to advice it on the implementation strategy. That strategy (to be discussed at White Sand Hotel) must be discussed by a third conference….bla bla bla….crap.”
Looks like Uhuru’s fanatical followers are almost at the edge of seeing some dim light…..
How long will the Propaganda hold? I can confirm 2o years pap! with the gullible Kenyans, the merry go round continues.