The Phenomena of Bonking Fleecing Pastors!
By G Morara
News from Kenya tells a tale of a church pastor from Embu caught having a private ‘sermon’ with a member of his congregation!
The right husband of the lady had suspected his wife and set someone to trail her after he left home for work. With facts in hand, the man tracked his wife to a love nest about 60km away, cameras ready set to capture the red-handed drama!
It appears the pastor wasn’t just delivering a ‘sermon’ but also a ‘baptism’ as they were caught in a rather compromising state of dress!
With the ensuring commotion, the ‘pastor’ managed to escape and scampered off sneaking into his car at the nick and sped off with a door or two ajar! One wouldn’t help but pray he escaped! Sadly, he left the poor woman behind as it once happened in The Scriptures!
Back in the hotel, the abandoned humiliated lady gathered the little courage she had and dressed up and walked out through the chants ‘stone her’! She really was lucky, the mob consisted only of professional humiliators! One or two murderous in the crowd and it’d be nasty! Next time she’d include ‘protective’ as one of the strong qualities in her choice of illicit lovers!
With a shape like that and a rather interesting cleavage, it’s difficult to understand this pastor’s taste in ladies! I thought she looked quite uneasy to the eye! Anyway, beauty being in the beholder’s eyes, the pastor could be forgiven on this particular choice!
Quite a common phenomena in the growing mega-churches in my beloved country! There was once a man called Gilbert Deya- a mega evangelist who wrought many miracles! Google about him… And many more masquerades as angels of light!
From my own backyard, not long ago in Kisii, a pastor was delivering a very powerful sermon to a frenzied congregation! Presumably, ‘The LORD’s presence was in this place!’
Whenever this preacher raised his hands, the saints in the congregation were falling backward!
The ‘man of God’ had worked his sermon to a hypnotising tempo moving the congregation ‘mightily’!
As he preached under the scorching son, sweating and being exceedingly moved, he reached for the handkerchief in his jacket pocket to wipe the sweat off his brow!
As he preached, pacing up and down on the podium- and being very close to the people, he stretched out his supposed handkerchief beat the air with it in an effort to unfold it with one hand- Bible in the other hand. Suddenly he noticed a nauseating look in the faces of the saints. Just as he brought his handkerchief down to his face, he noticed it was a pair of knickers! A trophy from the previous night!
The pastor’s wife clearly not being able to identify the exhibit as belonging to her, charged at the husband demanding to know what ‘church meeting’ had kept him out the whole previous night!
Am not against going to all the mushrooming churches however, the bible clearly will show you the right place to go for fellowship! Test the spirit, declares the Holy Script!
“Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.” Mathew 7:14
Beloved, believe not every spirit, but try the spirits whether they are of God: because many false prophets are gone out into the world. 1 John 4:1