Miguna Miguna is not suffering from cancer, though still naturally arrogant. After sources close to the renegade former political servant of Raila Odinga intimated to this writer that Janyando had visited Nairobi Hospital Cancer facility thrice in the past few months and also sought a South African visa on medical grounds, probably to seek better treatment down south, current handlers of Njuguna Njuguna (Jeff Koinange, 2013) have since cleared the air: he is healthy.
But things have now been straightened out, at least according to Onyango Oloo (no known relation to the TNA Secretary General), an administrator of the website â€œJukwaaâ€, Miguna is as fit as a fiddle.
Here is the confirmation Oloo posted that should convince those worried about the mortal firmness of Miguna Miguna, a towering political scribe and author of two books: Peeling Back the Mask and Kidneys for the King.
Reader: Oloo Jambo, how true are these stories?www.kenya-today.com/news/miguna-miguna-silently-suffering-cancer
Hope you are keeping well bro!
Well, since I had just spoken to a very contented and happy Miguna Miguna for almost 30 minutes just the previous day, I quickly forwarded the link to the would be bed ridden author/lawyer.
I got two responses. The first one was almost instantaneous:
Miguna8:35 PM (23 hours ago)
Iâ€™ve seen them. Malicious stupidity. How do such things help them?
The second one shortly after:
Advise/inform them that thankfully, I am healthy, thanks to Nyasaye!
There you have it:
Miguna Miguna is NOT â€œsuffering silentlyâ€ from an alleged cancer.
I strongly suggest to the manufacturer of that RUMOUR to put more effort and produce a full length fictional work perhaps titled, The Mysterious Strange Ailment of Miguna.
Onyango Oloo (monitoring urban legends in Nairobi)
Now you all know; the barrister isorait!
EDITORâ€™S NOTE: Isnâ€™t it oxymoronic to respond to â€˜malicious stupidityâ€™ with such alacrity? Janyando?