The ministry of Devolution purchased Male Penile Vibrators, commonly known as dildos, according to a report submitted to parliament’s public accounts committee.
Meanwhile, the CS Waiguru’s attempt to seek public sympathy has backfired on Facebook as Kenyans tell her to fuck off. Waiguru claimed media attacks on her are personal, as there are other ministries and government departments mired in graft but whose heads are not being focused on.
You are special Madam. We know you are special. And we appreciate that. We know that if a choice is to be made between saving Kenya or saving you, Kenya will lose.Â And for another record, do you have the customized condom dispensers in your office?Â
A CEO whose company loses money and goes bankrupt gets fired. Never mind that the CEO doesn’t do everything in the company. He usually has managers reporting to him. But the buck stops with him. Failure and success included.
Time for you to take responsibility. Your ministry is a mess. And that’s your mess. Take care of it. Either clean up, or ship out. You cannot have your cake and eat it. I rest my case.