By Onyango ochieng jnr via FB
This is Musalia Mudavadi. Today he swore by the blade of grass to give Raila and Ruto a run for their money.
Well, any honest political sieve or a critical observer of Kenyan polity worth his salt will tell you Musalia is merely sabre-rattling. Because he has no bone of charisma inside his body! He has no silver tongue! He has no organizational acumen to execute the threat!
He is more disorganized than the bush rats of Manhattan.
That’s why his party is epileptic–nobody knows it! Not even his neighbours in the city want to join. They don’t believe him, they think he is a pirate; Pirate of the Abaluhyia!
They believe Musalia is a big hoax.
Anyways, it’s his right to overrate himself, and even call himself Ramayan.
I don’t support Ruto, but comparing Musalia to him politically is like taking a knife to a gunfight.
Comparing Musalia to Raila is an unforgivable sin.
You see, there are people like Murathe telling Uhuru to anoint Musalia for the presidency. But Uhuru is asking them, what I have been asking you for donkey ears:
“If Wamalwa in 1997 got 600K votes, then Musalia in 2013 got 400K votes; Where is this Luhyia vote you say he has? ”
Instead of answering, Murathe drowns in cognac and start speaking in tongues.
His other soapbox is Everlasting Atwoli, the life president of COTU. Who believe that Musalia has Luhyia vote, even when facts and evidence point otherwise. But I understand Atwoli, he started working in 1967, he has voted in every election since Kenya became a republic. Age has robbed him the power of discernment. He should not even be allowed to go out alone, or drive on the streets on his own, like his agemate King Philip in the UK!
His other megaphone is Kibisu Kabatesi, a permanently hallucinating human of Vihiga. He tells Musalia, what he sees in his dreams. He saw in his dreams Musalia being the Sultan of Sokoto. He should escort him to Nigeria because that’s where Sokoto is!