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Hilarious: Overheard in Nairobi, Luo to Luo Telephone conversation, MISERY of Uhurunomics

Hilarious: Overheard in Nairobi, Luo to Luo Telephone conversation, MISERY of Uhurunomics

June 12, 2014

By Salline via Facebook

Haki woi si nimecheka yangu yote!?

This was in luo language and i hope to translate the joke; Nairobi west sitting near this frustrated jaluo man – then his phone rings and since I can hear the caller (am very close)…it is obvious the caller is owed money by my neighbor and it has been a while!

CALLER: I have been calling you but you ignore my calls; I need you to pay all my money immediately

NEIGHBOR; when you call someone three times and they don’t pick, you should know they are busy thinking!”

CALLER; thinking about what?! Pay up or I will have you arrested!

NEIGHBOR; (so frustrated) just go on calling my phone! I will struggle and pay up one day; and then you will have to find another phone to call like a mad man as you have been calling me jinga hii!”

CALLER; Ati!??!

NEIGHBOR; am saying when am done paying, you will only be calling me to say hello!”!!

DEAD*!

Filed Under: News Tagged With: Nairobi

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