By Salline via Facebook
Haki woi si nimecheka yangu yote!?
This was in luo language and i hope to translate the joke; Nairobi west sitting near this frustrated jaluo man – then his phone rings and since I can hear the caller (am very close)…it is obvious the caller is owed money by my neighbor and it has been a while!
CALLER: I have been calling you but you ignore my calls; I need you to pay all my money immediately
NEIGHBOR; when you call someone three times and they don’t pick, you should know they are busy thinking!”
CALLER; thinking about what?! Pay up or I will have you arrested!
NEIGHBOR; (so frustrated) just go on calling my phone! I will struggle and pay up one day; and then you will have to find another phone to call like a mad man as you have been calling me jinga hii!”
NEIGHBOR; am saying when am done paying, you will only be calling me to say hello!”!!