There is something I want you guys to know about the return of Raila Amolo Odinga. Sometimes you think you have mature Facebook friends till you read their posts and see how they reason.
Today, I’ve seen a lot of posts insulting LUOs as they head to the city to welcome their HERO. Then I ask myself, “Ombitho, what did LUOs do to these other tribes?†Then I answered myself and I will share my answer with you.
You see, LUOs are a very interesting group of people. They have been frustrated countless times especially during elections. However, LUOs are a stubborn lot. When you try to frustrate a LUO, you end up being frustrated even more. It’s like sharing a piece of cake with your kids then the kid you hate so much gets the smallest share, yet he ends up celebrating as if he got the largest. Then you ask yourself, “Aka katoto kana-celebrate nini and I thought nimekapea the smallest cake?†That’s a LUO for you.
Lemme give you another example.
That moment when you go through your ex-girlfriend’s Facebook wall one year after dumping her then you realize she is so happy, yet you expected her to suffer. You see cute dudes posting on her timeline, others inviting her for lunch, others scrambling to take a selfie with her, others liking, commenting and sharing her posts, then you sit back and hate? Why?? Because you expected her to go on her knees and beg you not to dump her. But she now looks happier than ever. That’s RAILA AMOLO ODINGA for you.
Please don’t blame LUOs for bringing the city into a standstill. In fact, if you watched news this week, you might have realized that the guy who came up with the ‪#‎babawhileyouwereaway‬ trend was not even a LUO. He was a MERU. That proves one thing; this is not about LUOs.
You are just hating coz you mad and you mad coz you hating.
Don’t even think of running away from this country. LUOs are all over; Ozil is in Germany. Obama is America. He hates competition. That’s why he killed another stubborn luo called Osama. Omotola is in Nigeria. Obafemmi Martins in the UK. Otunga is a wrestler at the WWE Wrestling in the U.S. Daniel Adongo is the first Kenyan to play in the NFL. Lupita Nyong’o is winning awards everywhere. Oliver Giroud is making headlines at Arsenal. Okocha is a legend. Osita Iheme is a legendary actor too. Origi Divorck is the first Kenyan to play in the FIFA World Cup. And most importantly, ODINGA IS BACK!!!
Please just stay calm and admire LUOs. Please stay calm and subscribe to this LIFESTYLE. Please stay calm and download this SOFTWARE.
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