President Uhuru Kenyatta paid dowry to his second wife, cabinet secretary Anne Waiguru in a highly private ceremony attended by long distant relatives and the president’s childhood friends.
Waiguru, who was to be named in the EACC scandal was spared the shame when news reached EACC that they are dealing with the President’s sweetheart.
Kenya’s social media spaces have always speculated that the President and Waiguru have a ‘thing’, but until recently it wasn’t known how deep the ‘thing’ was – it appears it real.
With this new development, Waiguru, is ranked as the most powerful cabinet secretary, becomes even more powerful. Her new official designation is ‘Her Excellency, Lady Anne Waiguru, EGH’.
The constitution mandates the EACC to investigate corruption allegations in any agency of the government expect security installations like state house. The constitution however, does not expressly deny the President a chance to engage a female member of his cabinet beyond official government functions.
Kikuyu customary law allows for the marriage of a second wife, especially if you can take care of that wife; and President Uhuru being among the wealthiest men on earth, taking care of the beautiful Anne is a pleasure, not a responsibility.
Of course Margie protested. All women protest.
This is an April Fools story. It is False of course!