On a good day, a good woman should not smell semen; yet this VIP lady let us call her Jane, whose age victimises her social standing, has been accused of a shitpload of shit dating back to the sexual era of the dead Kijana Wamalwa through to a former party leader with roots in Western Kenya and now.
To save face, Jane who was recently accused by the wife-lonely discredited Chief Officer James Oswago of the electoral commission as part of the Jubilee March 4 rigging machine has been the subject of a secretive sex-for-placement orgy which has sent shockwaves in the middle political class of the ruling elites of the Republic of Kenya.
To begin with, Jane, currently the Kenyan Ambassador to ….., is being accused by her peers to have begun selling her pussy at a rather younger age, considering Kijana Wamalwa passed by before dying, then followed closely by the sickly Ex party leader and nominated MP and others in the Rift Valley and Central.
At some point while in South Africa, she briefly dated Robert Mugabe who then introduced her to Mwai Kibaki for political use. She is among the few children who love aging people, but this is beside the point.
Whether in her meteorite rise to the top Jane had “canal knowledge” of all these old men will be out soon; however, if the confirmation that she laid the sickly ageing former nominated MP at Valley Arcade is true; then …… let us NOT speculate!
A lot of shit is going on here in Nairobi.
Cornered by the son of a prominent city judge, Jane ducked to answer several questions, including one where she brazenly fiddled with alms ( 8 million shillings) meant to rehabilitate the mentally sick former proud boxing ring dynamo, …….
Also, Jane is said to have been paid in advance some Ksh 23 million just to be a leading political coalition observer of the scandal ridden last general elections where Oswago has accused her of piling both sexual and psychological pressure on him to release unverifiable results.
Jane has also been accused of raising only one daughter when she in deed had given birth to twins; the male child is probably in Ngong forest or growing up here in Nairobi under someone’s house as an alien.
This high stakes reputation damaging scandal has roped in Moses, the newest appointee by the regime who first twitted the whole story, breaking it to you in the lower cadres of this elitist society.
The war was on twitter, Ida joined, Douglas asked questions, Roba defended, Moses spread it, the lunatic Jackalnews guy tried to change the tune and theme of the story, others got Mpesa transfers to keep Douglas down, others volunteered and Jane kept mum then the shit continued! Nairobi ni mbaya, I want that thing that Douglas smokes, hahaha, and for Jane- Keep it up sister, you are almost there, ignore the haters!!