By Naftali Mosioma
Intimate relationships come with a passionate, irresistible affection for someone………LOVE. Only mature, fully-brain-developed ladies have this kind of true love. I mean those that are aged between 25-35 years. Older ladies come in a package; a treasury package and it’s rare to have one.
1. THEY ARE ROMANTIC.
These ladies know what a man wants. They know how to soothe a man’s ego. Am told ladies at their late 20s, are spontaneous. They are not like these egoistic, posthighschool bimbos who don’t know that the only way to a man’s heart is his ego.
They have a perfect sense of fashion, they know a man’s senses work right…while they wear clothes that hug their sexy figure, they apply a designer cologne whose fragrance turns necks. These ladies, unlike those bitches I know, do not wear that stinking bird’s nest–weave– on their heads, Nor do they apply fake fingernails and acrylics.
2. THEY ARE STABLE.
Am reliably informed that older ladies have careers. I mean most of them are employed thus dating one has its benefits. These ladies are not spendthrifts; you see, I once dated an older lady and I bet those people are a piece of heaven………no extra expenditure.
These young girls are just a frustration. They depend on you on almost every financial problem. Brother, if you are dating a young lass, you are vulnerable to duties of a father to a daughter.
3. THEY ARE LADIES OF CLASS.
While these posthighschool divas waste alot of time and data bundles in the socialmedia republic, stalking and ogling at their crush’s timeline, posting photos of how lucky than anyone of us they are to have had a chance to eat naked pizza at Gallitos, the older ladies are somewhere reading long articles about the trends in the current market on various aspects. Older ladies, unlike those posthighschool braggarts, have a future. They spend most of their day thinking about how to make their future better. On the other hand, the little lasses are lazy, evil-minded, stay-at-home losers who don’t have even a click in their minds about their future. Their future entirely depends and lies in the hands of their psycopathic boyfriends. My brothers, you will be doomed dating a young lady, lets say one who just finished high school or that college dumbo who thinks that proceeding to University alone is a great achievement. Dating a loser will always make you a loser. In any case, don’t we all
appreciate the fact that “ukitembea na mwizi utakuwa mwizi?”
4. THEY ARE INTELLIGENT.
I’ve ever spent some time with two, no, three 26-29year old ladies. From what they wear, the kind of language they use to express themselves to the way they respond in conversations, can blow away your mind. A 28-year-old lady’s gaze in your eyes is beyond what you can easily comprehend.
It’s fascinating that older ladies don’t define a man by cheap goodies that he can buy her. She can not be lured away by two pieces of KFC or that cheap road trip to a local cut-rate resort. An older lady does not define manhood by the type of phone he flips around. Unlike these unfocused college whores who are ready to offer their honeypots at the cheapest coffe date, older ladies take their time to evaluate you, to determine how a man and not a tall boy you are.
5. THEY ARE OLD ENOUGH TO HANDLE FEELINGS.
There’s one unique character with older ladies; they never heartbreak anyone.
If she realizes that you really love her, –even if she don’t have feelings for you–she will always give you time. Time to express yourself, spare time out of her busy schedule just to be with you. Am told that these heaven-sent beings don’t use expressions like ” I’m busy” even if you call her in the middle of a job interview.
The college sassy divas have one expression to tell whoever calls and they don’t want to talk……”I’m busy”. They don’t realize that that expression was used long ago and apparently out of date.
To be continued………