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Hilarious: Welcome to UhuRuto’s Kenya !

Hilarious: Welcome to UhuRuto’s Kenya !

July 26, 2014 Leave a Comment

WELCOME TO Kenya:

®Where sex is free and love is costly.

®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY…

®Where, if u don’t cheat on your partner, u are not sharp and smart.

®Where your sir name is important than PhD education

®Where corruption is glorified and as standard way of getting riches

®Where the public has a memory of chicken; too small, too short

®Where quacks practice as doctors, rape patients and get police protection

®Where nurses rape patients, and patients don’t remember being raped,

®Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO…

®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE…

®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates…

®Where temples/churches  are turned into dating points,

®Where worshipping God in truth & spirit is difficult.

®Where lies are turned into realities…

®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV…

®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response

®Where people fear thieves,robbers & Alshabab than God…

®Where people go to church with BB chargers rather than Bible.

®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex…

®Where we have highest number of musicians due to unemployment.

®Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and vice versa…

®Where the number of churches & mosque are more than the worshippers.

How else can you describe Kenya? drop your description in the comment section below.

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