WELCOME TO Kenya:
®Where sex is free and love is costly.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful than loosing VIRGINITY…
®Where, if u don’t cheat on your partner, u are not sharp and smart.
®Where your sir name is important than PhD education
®Where corruption is glorified and as standard way of getting riches
®Where the public has a memory of chicken; too small, too short
®Where quacks practice as doctors, rape patients and get police protection
®Where nurses rape patients, and patients don’t remember being raped,
®Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIO…
®Where getting a GALAXY phone is greater than achieving a DEGREE…
®Where yahoo boys have brighter future than graduates…
®Where temples/churches  are turned into dating points,
®Where worshipping God in truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into realities…
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV…
®Where pizza delivery is faster than emergency response
®Where people fear thieves,robbers & Alshabab than God…
®Where people go to church with BB chargers rather than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of getting married but love to have sex…
®Where we have highest number of musicians due to unemployment.
®Where the higher your offense the lower ur punishment and vice versa…
®Where the number of churches & mosque are more than the worshippers.
How else can you describe Kenya? drop your description in the comment section below.
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