By C Nyakieni
Lakini wacha tuambiane ukweli. Wasichana wakisii nyinyi kwani mlirogwa? Wakati akina Wambui ‘wanapatrol’ pale Safaricom centre nyi mko tu Rongai mnangoja managu itumwe na Nyamira Express kutoka kisii. Change tact my sisters.
The next time another 50-something old idiot declares his wealth, move with speed, swiftly like a cheetah hunting for her cubs (LoL) and the next thing we want to see is “Kemunto (28 yrs) weds kirubi (70 yrs) and Kerubo (31 years) weds Dr Njoroge CBK Governor (51 yrs)… See pics of the colourful ceremony”
Girls from other communities should also intensify patrols and we could like to read stories like Coast regional/County Commissioner Nelson Marwa (54 yrs) weds Akinyi (34 yrs), Marwa should be left for Luo or Meru/Nyeri girls to square it for him since he needs a super arrogant woman to contain his AP mind. And lets also read soon that Chief Justice, Dr. Willy Mutunga (69yrs) Weds Fatuma (29 yrs).