1.If she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it.
2. If when she beats you up she says â€œunalia nini ata sijakuchapaâ€
3. When she beats you with pauses: nani *slap*alikuambia *kick*ufanye*pinch*hivyo!!
4. If she has ever tried to remove anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva,even a birthmark.
5. If she asks u questions that have no answers â€œkwanini ulivunja thermos?â€
6.If after whipping you anakushow â€œna nisiskie ukilia uoneâ€
7. If she had special plates and cups for guests.
8. If she ever asked you â€œkazi yako ni tv siku mzimaâ€
9. When she calls you from the bedroom to take a remote that is right there on the table.
10. When you lose money and she saysâ€shika izi zingine na ukapoteze!â€
11. When she buys u oversize uniform and says â€œhio utavaa hadi class 8â€
12. If she spat on a handkerchief to wipe your face when your were young
13.You know your mother is Kenyan if ulichapwa for eating at the neighbourâ€™s place
This article was first published by E!NewsKenya