Hilarious: 13 Unique things about Kenyan MUMS.. Everyone must relate to this

1.If she has a drawer or a place for keeping paper bags after buying something in it.

2. If when she beats you up she says “unalia nini ata sijakuchapa”

3. When she beats you with pauses: nani *slap*alikuambia *kick*ufanye*pinch*hivyo!!

4. If she has ever tried to remove anything that looks like dirt from your face with her saliva,even a birthmark.

5. If she asks u questions that have no answers “kwanini ulivunja thermos?”

6.If after whipping you anakushow “na nisiskie ukilia uone”

7. If she had special plates and cups for guests.

8. If she ever asked you “kazi yako ni tv siku mzima”

9. When she calls you from the bedroom to take a remote that is right there on the table.

10. When you lose money and she says”shika izi zingine na ukapoteze!”

11. When she buys u oversize uniform and says “hio utavaa hadi class 8”

12. If she spat on a handkerchief to wipe your face when your were young

13.You know your mother is Kenyan if ulichapwa for eating at the neighbour’s place

This article was first published by E!NewsKenya