A famous Kisii IT guru has public disclosed his troubles with a beautiful security guard assigned to his office block in Upper Hill Nairobi.
Here is his revelation:>>
I think this security girl at the office building has bewitched me. It first started with her unprofessionally introducing herself.She said hi to me in Kisii and proceeded to chide me about how I should not underestimate her ability to know her people. Since then,whenever I come down the elevator,her back is always facing the opposite direction as she is always picking up something and boy isn’t she blessed.
She has now made it a habit of speaking in Kisii to me asking silly questions like if I have a daughter who needs her hair done because that is her side hustle among many others.Did I say she speaks English with a twang.Anyone know where I can get a mganga who undos kamote?I need to be protected as a matter of urgency.