STRICTLY MAN TALK ONLY!! (NO LADIES)
Lessons I learned from my late grandfather;
No matter how relaxed and confident you feel in a relationship, NEVER visit your woman in her house unannounced without alerting her in advance.
Men are you aware that no woman in this crazy world depends on only one boyfriend? Most of them have five and above. If you want to prove, seducE her anonymously on social media using a pseudonym. You’ll be surprised that she’ll deny the real you. She’ll give ‘you’ a date. Or still, use your friend whom she is not familiar with to katia her. Let your friend ask her out for a date, drinks or and eventually Pekejeng. Organize and tangulia in that room uingia chini ya kitanda unyamaze. The songs you’ll here her sing, she’s never sang to you.
Men, no matter how seriously engaged or happily married they are, when approached, women will always tell you they are single.
Fellow men, the other gender is very dangerous. Never beat your chest that your wife is the most trustworthy in the whole world. Every woman cheats but you’ll NEVER catch her but she can catch you.
Men, did you know that the woman you have been calling your wife for the last 20 years has heavier secrets only known to herself. If God shows you what she has done behind your back in the past, men will die of heart attack.
Did you know that despite being married to you, your wife has a man out there whom she loves or admires more than anything in this world. How these humans spend their day, at home, at work with their colleagues and bosses until the day ends and they come back home, only God knows.
Men, don’t fool yourself that because you are married to her, it is you she loves. 95% of married women don’t love their husbands.
Men, did you know that given a second chance, they’ll never remarry you. They are only hanging out with you because they decided to live with the mistake they did (marrying you) and now they have kids that may minimizes her chances of remarrying another ninja.
Men, while eating dinner with your wife and kids, have you ever paused for a moment to imagine another man screwing the hell out of the woman you call your wife? The position she were, how the ninja undressed her, how she was kissing her, how she was enjoying it and asking for more? How she told him he is the sweetest man in the whole world?
Men, did you know there are things women love although you think they are immoral? Things like felatio and cunnilingus (Sucking and licking it)? But since you are married to her, you don’t do them with her because unasema hizo ni vitu za wazungu. Remember she’ll not make the first move, if she does, you’ll ask her “WHO TAUGHT YOU” My friend, those are things women love. If she finds a ninja out there who licks her bearded meat well, you are finished politically. Let alone how she sucks him dry, my friend!! It is simple but weirdest things that make that gender happy.
Well, I am sorry but these things happen on a daily basis. The best way to avoid stress is to stop thinking about it. Hiyo ingine achia Mwenyezi Mungu.
Have you ever wondered why your parents would not allow you to chase away your wife because she is cheating? Your father will tell you “Even your mother is not a good person but nimevumilia tu”
(((How you use this message is non of my business)))
The writer sells Bananas in the streets of Kisii County.
Have a great day ahead gentlemen sons of Adam and eve.