A romantic night in with his girlfriend went badly wrong for one enthusiastic lover – when he ‘fractured’ his penis while having sex. Alan Parke revealed: “I’ve never known pain like it.”
The Donegal lad had to be rushed to hospital after the agonising accident in which he actually heard his penis snap during sex with his girlfriend Clarissa Cairns. Clarissa, 22, said after the grim injury:
“It was a while before he could even play with himself again he was in that much pain.” Alan – who was bed-bound for two months afterwards – admitted:
“I was jumping around with the pain.”
The lovers rushed to Letterkenny General Hospital but were quickly transferred to hospital in Galway, reports the Irish Mirror.
The young man immediately underwent emergency ruptured tackle surgery. Alan said: “We were just having sex, I was on the bottom and Clarissa was on top.
“All of a sudden I heard something snap. I’ve never known pain like this, it was absolutely excruciating. “Clarissa was trying to calm me down because I was jumping around. It was the worst pain I’ve ever experienced.
“We went to Letterkenny General Hospital and the doctors there said it was the first time they’d ever seen anything like it. “They sent us to Galway where I was told the penis was fractured.
“There’s no bone in there but I was still told it was a fracture. There was blood everywhere, I couldn’t control it.” Alan had to have his penis put in a sling after the operation but he said the taunts of fellow patients in the hospital left him riled up.
“One patient kept laughing at the pain I was in. Security wouldn’t let me out of their sight I was so angry.”
But three months after the incident, Alan said his penis is just about healed after he was forced to stay out of work for eight weeks.
He revealed: “I was off work for eight weeks, in bed the whole time. “And the blood just kept on flowing. “In the first two weeks I had to call an ambulance seven times because I couldn’t control the bleeding.
“A public nurse would also call out to change the dressing on the injury. I was in absolute bits.” Girlfriend Clarissa added that the couple’s next door neighbours even heard Alan cry out in pain when his nether-regions snapped:
“The neighbours said he was squealing like a baby when it happened.”