Today on the streets of London, a man wearing a suit is being walked like a dog by a woman nonchalantly drinking a coffee.
The man was spotted on all fours by commuters at 8.30am this morning in the Farringdon area, and may have made it as far as Holborn by this point.
Smartphone pics of the pair flooded Twitter, as people questioned whether it was down to BDSM role-playing or the man having simply grown tired of bipedalism.
The may have been fed some Kisii love poison called Kababa as this pundit put it a few days ago
“If you have married a Kisii/Kamba woman(not those diaspora types who cant even say “bwakire”),then it will amount to recklessness to come home one evening and state that you are going to marry wife number 2.Wife number 1 wont pour hot water on you but you will start enjoying a love potion laced in your food known as “Kababa”.The effect of kababa on you,(it is actually ashes of psychedelic mushroom mixed with toad ashes),will depend on several factors;too much of the toad poison and you might die,too much of the psychedelic mushroom and you may go bonkers,afraid of meeting any human being,hiding behind your wife’s skirt or under the bed and refuse to go to work.”
Photo and video evidence:
It’s possible that the man-dog walk was a PR stunt, but so far likely suspects Agent Provocateur and Peta have both confirmed it is nothing to do with them.