Jesus lookalike Brings Kambu Town to A Stand still â€“ As Residents Confess All Types of Evils
By Alberto Nyakundi
Kiambu town was recently brought to a near standstill after a Jesus lookalike appeared in the streets out of nowhere and was instantly mobbed by adoring Faithful who wanted to touch him.
Complete with blue eyes, brunette hair and wearing a cassock, Antonio Boretti an Italian actor fitted the perfect image as portrayed by Christendom. Apparently he was in the country to shoot a film in which he was playing the role of Jesus Christ, hence why he was dressed to play the part. â€˜Jesusâ€™ decided to make an impromptu visit to Kambu after hearing a lot about the areaâ€™s reputation in thuggery and how it manufactures all types of criminals including chicken rapists.
â€œI have read a lot about Kambu, I have heard people say that it is the only place in the world with the highest number of thugs per square kilometer and I said since I am in the country, seeing is believing, let me go and see for myself these people who have the audacity to rape even hens and donkeys, killing them instantlyâ€ said â€˜Jesusâ€™ of Italy.
However, Kambu residents who thought it was a miracle, reached out to touch him, probably in the hope that like the biblical Jesus, he would take all their sins away. Sinners started to repent, revealing all sorts of atrocities they had committed. Others brought him gifts like goats, hens with the hope of seeking favor in the eyes of his father.
After unknowingly washing all sorts of dirty linen in public, residents were disappointed that the man they were dealing with was not Jesus of Nazareth. Mesmerizingly, â€˜Jesusâ€™ realized that both his socks and a golden chain were missing. He hurriedly left and vowed never to go back to Kambu.