Muranga Woman Rep Hon Sabina Chege, mama County. Photo Courtesy
I have a problem with Slay King Husbands… The type who slay outside but their wives and kids look like mathogodhanio back at home.
The men who chafua meza over weekends while mama watoto and the tots have eaten skuma kavu …
Niggas who give hoes 5k for salon while their wives strut around the estates with matutas and mlazo za 150
Men who wear boutique attire when wives borrow shoes from chama mates…
Men who eat fish at Ranalo, Nyama Choma at Njoroge’s and left 40bob for lunch at home or even family is busy hunting for cheap Monkey meat in Muranga
Weaklings who pay school fees at an academy for a Mpango wa kando’s child while his children walk for miles to attend city Council schools, and they do so with torn uniforms.. I loath you with passion.
When was the last time you took your wife out even for chips and soda? Yet you gallivant around town with some yellow yellow dumb ass…
I have no problem with men sampling other cuisines… These things must be sampled… But if you do so at the expense of the woman who forsook all others and bore you kids then you are a piece of shit!
Not all wives are financially independent, please, your pride as a man lies in your family. If you get sick, that woman will wash your vomit, not the niggas you throw rounds for, not the slay Queens you religiously entertain… If it is within your means, make sure your wife and children are catered for. Put them first.
Some have left their wives ushago and only visit during December hols. They send peanuts yet they never miss Ohangla where they leave with a new woman every weekend. Wives go be jo peng ndukonegi proper, dhako ok diel madhoge mapiny chamo ochok.
They’re all over Facebook being petty when their wives are in misery. They cannot give even 1k and tell the wife, shuka nywele or nunua suruali my dear, bibi amechapa kama nunu ya cougar , watoto wameparara na jamaa hakosi mugithi.
You see these women you admire out here, they don’t have diamond crusted vaginas, they’re no different from your wives. Clean up your woman, cheat because you want to change diet but not because these women are packaged more enticingly, package your own!
Then these housewives pia waache kukaa ndee, hata hawaogi. Kazi ni kusengenya majirani and watching soaps… Nitawashughulikia later.
Game ya kesho mlisema tuione wapi? I’m a Red Devil and can’t wait to see Wenger humiliated one last time.