HOW I MET MY HUSBAND.
By C Gikunda via Facebook
Here is what Njeri tells her friends>>
I was on a flight to Dubai. He happened to be the passenger seated next to me. We chatted and exchanged contacts. He chased me for 6yrs, proposed the 7th year, I turned down the offer. He took me to a surprise vacay at the Virgin Islands for my birthday and proposed again. I said YES!! We got married and lived happily ever after.
BUT THE REALITY or TRUTH in Njeri’s mind is:>
I was clubbing with friends at Reminisce. He joined me at the dance floor. We danced for 40mins. He kissed me on the lips. I liked it. I spent the night at his place, I went to my sister’s place two weeks later to get my clothes. That’s how I got married. I wish I took some time to know him better. He is such a moron! A drunk! A player! I hate him!!!
For Kamene, this is the version of the truth as she narrated to her chama friends:>
I was attending a conference in South Africa and he was moderating. We were staying in the same hotel and met over dinner. He said he liked my Power Point presentations. He chased me for four years, proposed in Zanzibar and I said yes, married him…I would marry him again and again.
BUT the truth deep in Kamene’s heart is and this is what she says
He was the conductor in this matatu. 3times he didn’t ask for my bus fare. 4th time he asked for my number, I gave him. We ate chips plain at Kenchic, following weekend we went for Mugiithi at Njugima. We left late, we didn’t have means of Transport. He only had Ksh400 left. We took a room at Sabina Joy. Next day the driver of the matatu he worked for came early and gave me bus fare at his request. Following month I missed my periods. That’s how unwanted pregnancy got me to his cube. Given a chance I’d sure kill him for wasting my life.
And for Moraa, here is what she told her friends recently:
I was attending a friend’s wedding at Windsor. He couldn’t keep his eyes off me. He later confessed to my friend that he would go and bring me the moon. One thing led to another, we got married 6yrs later.
BUT the reality is that>>
He was my bff’s boyfriend. There is this time my Boyfriend dumped me. In the beginning he would come with my bff to comfort me. Then he started coming alone. One thing led to another, and 2 months later we found ourselves dating. Bff found out and dumped him, I took him in. We now have 2kids. I really regret everything but its too late now.
Now, friends what are other lies out there? or better still which lie did you tell?